Week Ending November 1st 2008
The point has been made before by far superior music writers than myself, but it never hurts to repeat it. Aren't Girls Aloud such enormous fun? Their continual and endearing novelty stems not so much from the talents of the five themselves, but from the continual inspired creativity of production team Xenomania who are effectively given free reign to use the group as their personal plaything. The result is always something fresh and unexpected, each new Girls Aloud record featuring styles switching wildly from one era to another and their songs at times refusing to conform to conventions of structure and form, playing around with the very concept of what a pop record should sound like.
Case in point - brand new single 'The Promise' which sounds like nothing they have ever performed before and is all at once one of the most joyful refreshing pop records of the year. It is actually a lovingly constructed Tony Hatch pastiche, lovingly wrapped in brass-heavy orchestration and with a decadent 60s cabaret vibe running throughout, one which is reflected in the accompanying video and the outfits the girls themselves wear to promote it.
Speaking of its promotion, one can't ignore the fact that they very nearly knackered it up completely when they debuted the single on the X Factor Results show just over a week ago, putting in a halting and at times disturbingly off-key performance that all at once cast into question Cheryl Cole's ability to sit in judgement of the vocal skills of the wannabe stars on the show - the same concept that less we forget led to the public selecting them to form the group in the first place.
Not that this affected the prospects of the single it seems, and quite refreshingly 'The Promise' does something that Girls Aloud singles don't actually do that often, and charge straight to the top of the singles chart. In actual fact this is only their fourth Number One hit single and perhaps most crucially their first with an original song since their 2002 debut hit 'Sound Of The Underground'. Since then, for all the praise and admiration heaped upon their Xenomania-penned original material, their only chart topping singles have been two charity covers - 'I'll Stand By You' in 2004 and 'Walk This Way' in 2007. I'm guilty in the past of being lukewarm towards Girls Aloud singles, mainly as a reaction to the fanatical devotion of some of their online supporters who refuse to acknowledge any negative point of view towards their idols. On this occasion however, when they have appeared with such feelgood new material and bolstered their chart record as a result, really all you can do is watch with admiration.
Superlatives aside, the fact does remain that their stint at Number One is for the moment likely to be restricted to a single week, thanks to a certain charity release coming from - you guessed it - X Factor. In the meantime lets take time out to note that the two big talent show releases of last week turn out to be seven day wonders, Leon Jackson's 'Don't Call This Love' tumbling 3-11 (although his album is at Number 4) and to its eternal shame still winding up outsold by its spoof equivalent Geraldine's 'The Winners Song' which takes a 2-10 fall.
Now to the second biggest new hit of the week and to something I would frankly never have believed was possible. Keyboardist Paul Walden found himself transformed from nightclub entertainer to rave wizard Guru Josh in early 1990 thanks to his hit single 'Infinity'. Subtitled "1990s: Time For The Guru", it had more than a touch of the Jean Michel Jarre's about it, tweeting saxophone lead and all, but somehow it slotted in quite neatly with the dance-rave invasion of the singles chart at the time and peaked nicely at Number 5.
Then he made the fatal mistake of giving interviews to the music press, interviews where he broke what seems in retrospect to be a rather childish taboo, daring to express a point of view that was sympathetic to the Conservative government of the time and willingly engaging in discussions on the merits of the various methods of local government taxation. Back then, just as now, the "credible" music press were unable to deal with a point of view that did not coincide with their own narrow worldview and any chance of positive coverage of further Guru Josh releases was blown out of the water. Follow up single 'Whose Law Is It Anyway' made a relatively lowly Number 26 and although the Guru Josh concept was good for a couple more European hits, Walden found himself unmarketable as a performer and retreated instead to the world of production. For years Guru Josh was a byword for dancefloor naffness and a lesson to all acts in how not to pen your own career suicide note.
This cautionary tale makes the Number 3 record this week all the more astonishing because yes, Guru Josh is back, now as the Guru Josh Project and with a bone fide smash hit single thanks to an up to the minute remix of his most famous recording. 'Infinity 2008' adds new lyrics and a 21st century beat, but underneath the original saxophone melody remains intact (although the funky piano bit in the middle has been binned which is a shame), cutting in at regular intervals to remind us just where the single came from. A full generation after he first ballsed it up, Guru Josh is a superstar hitmaker once more, the icing on the cake coming from the presence lower down the chart of the original 1990 version which hovers at Number 70 this week.
uJZkBjg&hl=en&fs=1"uJZkBjg&hl=en&fs=1"uJZkBjg&hl=en&fs=1"uJZkBjg&hl=en&fs=1"To think this time last week we were talking up the Top 3 potential of brand new Razorlight single 'Wire To Wire' which does indeed benefit from a full week of sales but in the event can only limp to Number 5. At the very least it does give the band their first Top 10 hit since 'America' shot to Number One exactly 25 months ago this week. The success of that single of course prompted Johnny Borrell to start believing his own hype a little too much, prompting more than his fair share of critical derision. Hopefully now we are beyond that as 'Wire To Wire' has much to recommend it, an atmospheric piano-led ballad that in the right circumstances could easily wind up as a classic. Top 3 status would perhaps have given it the mainstream attention it deserves, so make up for that by appreciating it here.
Also shooting up the charts as we expected is Katy Perry with 'Hot N Cold' which moves 26-7 this week, or as iTunes spent the week insisting thanks to its now notorious profanity filter bug 'H*t N Cold'. In honour of that I should point out that it is nothing less than g***t that she has overcome the potential p*****m of previous hit 'I K****d A G**l' hanging around too long and prevented her from having the followup hit she truly deserves. Let's face it had it flopped the British public would have ended up looking a complete bunch of c*****s.
That's "cretins" by the way, before you reach for the screen cleaner. Kanye West is also new to the Top 10, the once misfiring 'Love Lockdown' now it seems well on its way to mainstream popularity with a 11-8 rise on what is now its fifth week on the chart. It is his first Top 10 hit under his own steam since 'Homecoming' peaked at Number 9 at the start of the year, although of course his starring role on 'American Boy' means he has a Number One hit to add to his 2008 chart tally.
Another single which started slow a month ago but which now seems to be picking up steam is Alicia Keys and Jack White's Bond theme 'Another Way To Die' which this weeks finally escapes what I guess we must call development hell and moves 27-18. The imminent release of the film which it soundtracks is almost certainly the cause and as I said when it originally charted, seeing the track in its proper context over the opening credits of "Quantum Of Solace" will surely do its prospects no harm at all. Story not over for this one yet.
Over on the album chart a sense of ordered chaos reigns as no less than six brand new albums enter the Top 10. Leading the way are AC/DC whose first new album in almost a decade proves that the time away has not dulled fans' appetite for their sound, with 'Black Ice' storming to the top to give the uncompromising but never less than entertaining rock group only their second Number One album ever in this country. Their only other offering to scale the chart heights was 1980 classic 'Back In Black' which had two weeks at the summit in August of that year.
The one startling Top 10 arrival amongst the long players is Michael Jackson's hits compilation 'King Of Pop' which hurtles back into the Top 10 (oh OK then Number 14, it slipped a bit at the weekend) after his songs formed the weekly theme on the October 18 broadcast of, you guessed it, The X Factor. In what may be a huge clue as to the relative popularity of each performance, many of his songs used on the show also take a flying leap up the singles chart, none more so than 1988 hit 'Man In The Mirror' which lands at Number 55, its first chart appearance since it first peaked at what at the time was a shockingly low Number 21 just over 20 years ago. Big Band week this weekend just gone means that the performances of the Barefoot Barbie, Nostril Lady, Los Pechos and Tiny Tears et al are unlikely to have much of an effect on the singles chart, but next weeks Number One is act the very least all but guaranteed to have an X Factor connection, and if Josh Groban's 'To Where You Are' doesn't find itself somewhere in the Top 75 next week then we have all badly underestimated the British public.
PS, special Podcast 'Counting Down The Hits' is still available, find out the real story behind the Radio One Top 40 show from the people who have been there.

I don't even understand a word they say except for that goodfeel music...
Just make sure tell the midweek chart as soon as possible... no need to tell...
I saw the hit40uk chart today..
The No. 1 this week is up by never-been-possible 39 places... (any word that can describe more than massive?)
OKT40 haven't done that...
Seriously, R1 needs to give Gabby's new song Sanctuary some airplay, or else she'll be just an annoying one hit wonder (or two if it's top 40 not 20).
Dunno why I find one hit wonders annoying?
It's like saying Sara Barielles is known by Love Song, David Jordan's Sun Goes Down, when they haven't even finished their careers, etc.
I just don't have patience over them...
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I'm not sure about it yet but it will be in few months a "hit".
Erggghhh... no edit button is really, really unforgivable!
I can't imagine them giving the job to someone competent like James, or the lovely Scott; they'll probably hire one of those 2 imbeciles who made prank calls on their show. Or even better, both of them!
Anyway, it's a real shame. I am not crazy about the current chart scene, and haven't been for a while, but I would still like to see it given more respect.
The UK chart, unlike most of you think, is one of the most entertaining charts existing (excluding the charity fever songs). Yet, I always wondered why some songs take forever to reach the UK, being such an important country in the music business.
Songs like Infinity 2008 has been a hit in Malta since June 2008 and was the summer song for many. Another example is Cry for You by September. This was a hit in UK this year, whilst in Malta it stormed during Spring 2007 (a year before).
I am not intending that Malta charts are better as they are solely based on airplay being that we are too small to compile a decent chart.
Has anyone heard the new T.I and Rihanna song "Live your life"? It samples Dragostea Din Tei of O-Zone (or Haiducii)... another proof that the Americans are getting their influences from Europe
I hope it will be Hardcore Uproar by Together!
The song is growing on me in a big way, and it's a shame that it won't go any higher.
Their next 2 or 3 singles from the new album, won't be hits, if it seems to continue the trend that's happened to other big groups/artists, where as only the first song from a new album becomes a hit.
Take The Feeling for example, or Keane.
I have emailed the Radio 1 website to tell them this and Scott Mills directly.
I for one, would like to see James do the chart or anyone else who cares about the records.
I thought James's hour long podcast on the chart was excellent (well done, James) and certainly made me realise how far the chart show had sunk, over the last few years (mostly last year), I actually enjoyed JK & Joel and the chart Retro.
I have to listen to the chart show because I run pub pop quizzes in the Newbury area and also have my pop quiz website (www.ultquiz.co.uk, cheap plug, sorry, as Stewart says just started a James Bond Theme Artist Bias quiz), so need to keep up-to-date with the latest records.
I think Girls Aloud deserves to be number 1.
Thanks for the blog and great to see people leaving lots of comments.
The midweeks show, not surprisingly the X Factor record at number 1, makes you realise how good the Mariah Carey version was.
The next new entry is at 31 with the View, 5 Rebeccas.
The LPs show a battle between Pink and Snow Patrol, and The Saturdays in at number 9 (daveyboxer).
Im going to take these criticism's of the Chart Show further as I've decided that Radio 1 in general is just terrible nowadays. Alot of the DJs waffle on for too long before they finally play a song, and alot of them really do play alot of rubbish. (i.e. songs with silly meaningless lyrics. Yes, i know Alot of Pop songs follow those guidelines, and i enjoy alot of them, but the ones that Radio 1 play are terrible!) Even a deaf person could go onto the internet and read the lyrics to Soulja Boy's "Crank That," and realise that it possibly 2008's worst release and a lyrical trash pile. And yet Radio 1 love it so much...
I think my least favourite DJ is Chris Moyles. His show plays during the morning slot and he uses horrible, biased, racist, homophobic and sexist language. Furthermore, he often teases ordinary callers and guests he has on his show jut because he thinks they're boring...Anyone agree with me that he shuld be fired asap?
Plus i wish they would stop replaying clips from previous shows. Reggie seems to be obsessed with playing the Kaiser Chiefs Tim Westwood impression over ad over, and it wasn't even funny to begin with, and neither was the Basshunter chat up line they keep replaying. The only time i laughed at one of the Chart Shows "Jokes," was when Reggie told listeners to send in texts regarding if they ever went to a music concert and lost something important, and someone texted in "I took my girlfriend to an Atomic Kitten concert when we were younger, and i lost my will to live..."
However i do agree with everyone who says that Scott Mills did a very good job last sunday with the chart show. He is the sort of person the show needs: Polite, non-biased, gives information about the songs they are playing, skips little/no songs, shows an interest in the charts, and doesn't waste time banging on about childish nonscense... If not Scott, maybe James. He would be very informative! :)
Whatever happened to Sara Bareleilles "Bottle It Up?" was it even released in the UK? Or if she just going to fall into the one-hit wounder pile?
How does everyone think Guns N Roses will fare with their comeback? I quite like their latest release "Chinese Democracy," :)
Removing the piano from the new version takes away the italian house influence and I also note that there's less pure sax and more Ibiza-beat influence.
X-Factor: I'd rather buy a poppy or give money DIRECTLY to Royal Britsh Legion/forces charities than grant the oxygen of publicity to or line the pockets of Cowell and his minions.
Do those who watch the X-Factor need to be told by Cowell to give money to the RBL/forces charities, especially as Rememberance Day is coming?
Simon says "give to MY charity"; Simon says "I've got a product that has no talent, so buy the records, fools!"; Simon says "phone this number and make me some more money, idiots!"; Simon says "Extracting money from tweenage and teenage girls has never been so easy and I don't even need a marketing campaign, suckers!". Simon says "using songs as a crass metaphor pulls easily on your mom's and granny's heart strings and makes me even more money! "
There. I've got that off my chest.
GA song is an infectious tune and deserved #1 given it's release both physically and digitally at the same time in what was a very quiet week for singles releases. Oh look the release came either side of Leon Jackson and the X-Factor and Dido singles. Mmmm...splendid timing. Is this their first #1 (excluding charity) since their initial #1? Cor blimey! Record company must've been worried then.
New Releases: Can anyone tell me a website were I can see the UK CD single/album new releases (I'm talking physical). I can't seem to find one.
try this link.
http://www.ukmix.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=56636
Its updated regularly and at least more reliable than wikipedia. It has dates for physical releases aswell as download only singles release dates and album release dates :) i hope it helps :)
OMG! Please no charity single at No. 1! I want Girls Aloud again... Simon just want more money... and the "Help the Heroes"(wrong?) thing won't help at all...
Why not spend money for discounting rentals, taxes and insurances; and repossession for people who suffer from losing homes?
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I'm sure "Bottle it up" is a big "flopper". They could not even bother to play that song rather than "Love Song"... :(