Week Ending November 22nd 2008
No, nothing worth seeing here at all, sorry. Those attempting to gain some kind of snapshot of the cultural state of the nation by glancing at the top of the music charts this week would almost certainly retreat in fear. Not only does the X Factor charity single retain its stranglehold as the biggest selling single, but the long players listing is headed up by those ultimate pushers of the musical and cultural evelope Il Divo. Truly this is Simon Cowell's world and we just live in it.
So let us move swiftly on to brighter things and the record that vaults up the singles chart to Number 2 following a brief appearance at Number 39 last week on weekend sales alone. Could you have ever believed that the most famously naff record of the decade could be used as the basis for something so instantly and effortlessly credible?
The single in question is 'Live Your Life' by TI and Rihanna and on the surface follows the standard formula of American hip-hop star interacting with rather more famous diva and thus spawning a huge urban radio smash and transatlantic chart hit. All very straightforward so far. The aspect of the record that raises eyebrows however is the fact that it is based at its core on 'Dragostea din tei' by O-Zone. Not that it was a hit all that long ago, but just to recap. The song is far and away the most famous Romanian pop single ever, somehow riding a wave of popular culture and charting in just about every territory in the world during the summer of 2004. One of the quirkiest tracks of the decade, it hit Number 3 here during an extended chart run (this pre-downloads as well), became the subject of endless parodies and remakes and ultimately became a source of fame for certain overweight American YouTube users. Four and a half years later it is now the core of a widely anticipated and much talked about rap hit single. Who on earth would have thought it?
For TI it is his biggest hit single as a lead artist, the Number 2 chart placing matching the peak he scaled alongside Justin Timberlake on 'My Love' exactly two years ago this week. Rihanna is, well, Rihanna and duly scores her fourth Top 10 hit of the year, just a few weeks after her last single 'Disturbia' began its journey down the charts.
In a sense I'm sad that 'Live Your Life' has dominated the sales of the week as it eclipses the entry of what might just rank as the single of the year. The line "are we human or are we dancer?" is attributed to the author Hunter S Thompson as a despairing comment on what he saw as the decline of society. It now forms the core hook of the brand new single 'Human' from The Killers. First written during the sessions for last years b-sides and oddities collection 'Sawdust', the group immediately realised the song was too good to waste on a throwaway compilation and so emerges now as the first single from their forthcoming third album proper 'Day & Age' which comes out at the end of the month.
Be under no illusion, 'Human' will go down as their masterpiece. The track is an effortless fusion of 80s new wave and modern day Vegas rock. Countless reviewers prior to me have groped around for just where the track's influences lie, citing everything from New Order to Duran Duran. Let's just cut to the core, 'Human' is nothing less than The Killers through and through and perhaps more so than anything they have released to date is destined to go down in history as an all time enduring pop classic. It is the kind of record that makes you glad to have become a music fan, simply so you can say you were around when a piece of music so emotionally inspiring first became a hit. The single smashes into the chart at Number 4 to become only their fourth Top 10 hit single and the first since 'When You Were Young' scaled a peak of Number 2 in September 2006. 'Human' deserves that kind of peak and maybe even more. Only you, the record buying public of the nation can decide if that will happen. Don't let me down.
With no other Top 10 action to speak of it is worth noting the progress of the four (or should that be five) divas from last week. The biggest loser for the moment is still Christina Aguilera who flails around at Number 17 with the increasingly inappropriately named 'Keeps Gettin' Better'. Beyonce slips just slightly to Number 3 with 'If I Were A Boy', Alesha Dixon motors to Number 5 with 'The Boy Does Nothing' whilst Britney goes in the other direction and falls to Number 8 with 'Womanizer'. The most interesting reverse is that of Leona Lewis who falls back to Number 10 with 'Forgive Me' as it is almost as if the label have abandoned the single already just a week after its release. Instead they have quickly realised that in her cover of Snow Patrol's 'Run' (released this week as a new track on the rip-off edition of 'Spirit') they have a potential smash hit on their hands. Hence expect 'Forgive Me' to plummet in short order and dismissed as the R&B curiosity it always was. Expect her second Top 10 entry in the space of a fortnight next time around.
New to the Top 40 at Number 14 is Lemar with 'If She Knew', his first big hit single in over two years. Always worth checking out, the single is a mid-tempo R&B track that would hardly sound out of place on an Usher album. In a way that is part of its problem, without the depth and passion of past classics such as 'If There's Any Justice' or 'It's Not That Easy' the single lacks a reason for anyone outside his dedicated fans to care. His last Top 10 hit was the aforementioned 'It's Not That Easy' in September 2006. In all honesty I can't see this one joining it.
Now in a sense you have to have some kind of sympathy for Duffy, leading the year to date table since almost the start of the year with 'Mercy' only to see 'Hero' overhaul it at the start of the week to claim the crown as the biggest selling single of the year so far. I say "in a sense" as regrettably she and her label lose many brownie points by becoming the latest act to pull the con-trick of the "special edition" album repackaging. So it is that her album 'Rockferry', far and away the biggest seller of the year to date with over 1.3million copies sold, is set for a re-release just in time for the festive season with the original disc of ten songs neatly augmented by a second disc of new tracks. Once again the same arguments that we used last week can apply - if you are one of the 1.3million people who have loyally bought the work of the most exciting new star of the year, you are perfectly entitled to feel just a little bit conned by the prospect of having to effectively repurchase music you have already bought just to ensure your collection is up to date.
Duffy arrives at Number 22 on the singles chart with 'Rain On Your Parade', a brand new track released as a single ahead of the Special Edition re-release. Aside from the politics of its release it is a magnificent new offering, epic in scope and concept and allowing her powerful and distinctive voice to let rip and make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. We always knew she was good, and 'Rain On Your Parade' hammers home the point. Nonetheless I'm torn. It is exciting to hear some brand new material from her and a privilege to hear it, but packaging it up alongside older work that has already sold in significant quantities is disrespectful and lazy. On that basis I'd encourage you to snap up the single and leave the album to rot on the shelves where it belongs.
Just inside the Top 30 are two much anticipated brand new rock singles, both for wildly different reasons. Leading the charge are Nickelback who find themselves in the strange position of following up a piece of work they recorded three years ago whilst it is still fresh in the minds of most consumers. This is all thanks to 'Rockstar', the all but forgotten single from 2005 album 'All The Right Reasons' which found itself reactivated in late 2007 to become the biggest global smash of their career. Such is its appeal on these shores that it has barely been out of the charts in the last year, to such an extent that its 2008 sales of 456,000 are enough to make it the third biggest seller of the year. Along with re-released follow-up 'Photograph' it has ensured that far from being a comeback, the new Nickelback album will simply be the continuation of an up to date story. Hence it is perhaps no surprise that new single 'Gotta Be Somebody' has struggled to make a chart impact at first. The fact that most loyal fans will already own a copy thanks to a 24 hour free giveaway promotion at the end of September doesn't help of course, but nonetheless you get the feeling that the group are still competing against themselves and dare I suggest it, a public at large who are for the moment a little bored of anything Nickelback.
Then on the other hand we have at Number 27 a single which many never thought would see the light of day. Many music fans weren't even born when Guns N' Roses last released an album, the intervening period having seen frontman Axl Rose sack band member after band member, scrap session after session and drive his label almost to despair in what has been an almost generation long quest for perfection. Most record companies would have given them up as a bad job years ago, but as time went on people still retained the glimmer of hope that the hype around the album would be self-feeding and that when (if) it finally came out it would be one of the most spectacular releases of all time. Well it has finally happened. November 2008 will see the release of 'Chinese Democracy', the first full album of new material from the group since 1991. To herald the release, the title track arrives on the chart as its lead single, the first hit for the group since their cover of 'Sympathy For The Devil' hit Number 9 in January 1995. To pass comment on the record itself would be to miss the point entirely, this isn't so much what the music sounds like as about the amazement we should feel that it was ever released at all.
Finally for this week, a quick shuffle around the TV-assisted hits that are floating around the lower reaches of the chart. Still leading the way is 'Let Your Love Flow' from the Bellamy Brothers as the Barclaycard advert helps it to Number 28. Mariah Carey week on the X Factor last weekend has given her catalogue the requisite boost. Despite seemingly having forgotten the tune in the 15 years since she recorded it, her live performance of 'Hero' has helped her original version rise to Number 67, its first Top 75 appearance since early 1994. As what I suspect is a worrying herald of things to come however, the highest charting Mariah single this week is none other than 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' which appears at Number 59 at the start of its annual wander around the singles chart.
Best of all though, cast your eyes to chart position Number 50 where 'Hallelujah' from Jeff Buckley climbs to its highest chart position ever. The latest revival of the song comes thanks to the BBC of all people who are using the track in a series of promotional trails for their iPlayer service. 2008 has of course been something of a renaissance year for the 14 year old recording, having now charted on three separate occasions and most famously charging into the iTunes Top 10 in America following a performance of the song by an American Idol contestant. Possibly the greatest cover version of any song in history, it may never be a smash hit but it still a joy to see it continually reaching out to new audiences even after all these years.

James, why are you ranting on Live Your Life???
At least it's a more proper single to chart than that cover at No. 1! You should be thankful.
I don't know how Chinese Democracy, Gotta Be... and Rain... will do better...
Presenters are still terrible enough...
That being said, though, I thinks James is deluded in his high praise for the record. Against the dirge that is usually available today it is a Godsend, but against quality of charts past it is an also ran.
Nevertheless, I'll agree that it's the greatest single on the charts right now. I know we all look back on the past with rose-tinted spectacles, but I find myself increasingly dismissing track after track looking for the goodies among the dregs. Beyonce has put out another great single, Duffy's truly is an impressive track, but with Pink, Kings of Leon and Girls Aloud played out now, that gives us three exciting tracks in the top 40. That's pretty dismal, isn't it?
Also they played the Basshunter line again, but only to an Il Divo member. Argghh...
This has been played to death for over 2 months, and now finally released.
This is my favourite Killers song, and i am not really a fan of theirs.
I am quite amused by some comments, comparing this to groups like ultravox, and New Order, and Duran Duran.
I wouldn't have compared it to any of the mentioned groups, but i would compare it to The Pet Shop Boys though, as it is more their style of music.
Live your life, by T.I. has to be the worst song (sorry, not song, as can't sing to it) this year, and probably this decade.
Who is buying this crap, and how can this outsell The Killers, and also Alesha Dixon, and even Beyonce.
The new version of Two little boys, at number 67 is a billion times better.
I noticed All i want for xmas is already in the top 75, and will probably make top 40 next week.
I expect it will make top 10 again, along with The Pogues/Kirsty macoll
The Duffy record label though has missed off her finest recording yet from the re-packaged version. Frame Me is the cd b-side of Stepping Stone, and is an excellent track.
Annoying that the cd b-side for Rain On Your Parade is a track from the original album, whilst the 7" single appears to have a new track for a b-side.
I blame Fearne Cotton for the demise of TOTP. Her trite and irritating presenting skills (?) stopped me from wanting to watch.
www.ultquiz.co.uk just a week left on the James Bond theme artists.
Has anybody heard the Goldfrapp version of 'Winter Wonderland'? If we were to have a festive number one for christmas, then this should surely be it...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HVzf-R0bSBM
Also, I agree with The Killers 'Human' single. Surely the best release for them, or anyone else for quite some time. Please god, let this be number one next week. It's already number one on the itunes chart so fingers crossed for that one.
Should be interesting when Take That and McFly release their singles at the same time.
Probably the reason Gabriella Cilmi isn't in the Top 100 is because the british public is being brainwashed into buying crap music such as anything that comes from reality tv...seriously, the number of terrible songs 2008 has offered so far: Soulja Boy with Crank That (well, 2007/2008), Flobot with Handlebars, Katy Perry with I Kissed a Girl, MGMT with Kids, whoever did that Paper Planes song, Madcon with Beggin', Iglu and Hartley with IN This City etc and now a cover of a song which wasn't even that great in the first place. Don't you think X Factor controls the charts enough with the whole Christmas #1 controversy than to release this dribble on us? And even the #2 this week is crap. tbh i prefered the Ozone version... Would a load of full grown adults really buy this trash? Hence the British public is distracted from good music such as songs with actually meaningful lyrics, not silly lyrics like "I can ride my bike with no handlebars," which for some reason Radio 1 DJs hail as a work of genius. I don't know how anyone can even call Crank That a "song,"...wake up people! Don't listen to the DJs on Radio 1, and stop watching X Factor! There is some actual decent music beyond all this reality tv music and American Hip Hop that you're wasting your money on...and please, for the sake of the british public, please don't buy the X factor winners single! Make sure a DECENT song that actually deserves #1 becomes Christmas #1 this year!
Thus if you are a fan and want a copy now you must, you guessed it, repurchase a CD copy of the album and thus pay again for something you already own.
Meanwhile the public appetite for the song is reflected in dramatically increased sales for Run, as performed by Snow Patrol.
Needless to say this is an issue we will explore in full on the podcast this week.