Week Ending October 17th 2009
"I'm glad they've revived the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party on TV," wrote a friend of mine recently, "except they seem to have re-titled it The MOBOs."
It was only half in jest. When the musical story of 2009 comes to be written, it will be impossible to avoid the huge mainstream chart impact made by grime and R&B stars - and most crucially most of them are British. The list of acts to have topped the singles chart this year reads like a veritable who's who of the UK urban scene - Calvin Harris, Tinchy Stryder, Dizzee Rascal, Taio Cruz and if you really must, JLS as well. All this before we've taken note of the extraordinary way Jay Sean has barged his way to Number One in America to become the first ever British R&B act to scale the summit in the country that invented soul music. To the ranks of British stars we can now add Chipmunk who storms to Number One in this country with his third single of the year 'Oopsy Daisy'.
His growth in popularity kind of reflects the quality of his releases. Chart debut 'Chip Diddy Chip' was pretty laughable, 'Diamond Rings' was a thousand times better and very hard to resist and now this new single stands head and shoulders above the rest as the best pop record he has made so far. The heart-warming tale of romantic disaster is undoubtedly helped by the sung chorus (supplied here by an uncredited Dayo Olatunji) but it is Chipmunk's own vocals that propel the track forward even if he does narrowly avoid the trap of being reduced to little more than a guest star on his own record. A month and a half shy of his 19th birthday, the rapper now ranks as one of the youngest British male stars ever to have a Number One single. Chipmunk's debut album 'This Is Chipmunk' hits the shops this week.
Now for the really cute bit, for one line of 'Oopsy Daisy' reads "now I feel like Saturdays are weaker" which just so happens to be a direct reflection of the two-way battle for the top of the charts. Trailing in the wake of Chipmunk all week and ultimately having to content themselves with second place are indeed The Saturdays who land neatly at Number 2 with 'Forever Is Over'. It is the sixth Top 40 hit in just over a year for the four piece girl band and is the lead single from their second album 'Wordshaker' which also gets a release this week. With Chipmunk standing in their way it means the girls are still to add a Number One single to their list of achievements, this track almost certainly destined to go down as their second Number 2 hit following 'Just Can't Get Enough' which fell one place short back in March. The new single sees them move beyond the pure pop of their debut to a more sophisticated transatlantic style, although the downside of this is that the producers have chosen to drown them in autotune, the overuse of which is now becoming more than a little tedious. Rumour has it that the track was originally written for Kelly Clarkson which puts a whole new complexion on the record when you listen to it in that context.
So whilst the singles chart belongs rightfully to the sound of bright young Britain, things could not be more different on the album chart. As we discussed on Chart Bite last night, top honours go to Barbra Streisand who motors to the top with 'Love Is The Answer'. For this you can thank her suitably fawning prime time TV interview with Jonathan Ross a couple of weeks ago, a high profile appearance which has had the desired effect of propelling her to the top. It is the sixth Number One album for the veteran entertainer but surprisingly only her second of original solo material. She has hit the top with collections of past hits - 'Greatest Hits Vol.2' in 1978, 'Love Songs' in 1982 and 'The Essential Barbra Streisand' in 2002 whilst also reaching Number One with the 'A Star Is Born' soundtrack on which she shared co-billing and the tracklisting with her co-star Kris Kristofferson. Her only other "proper" album to hit the top was the global smash 'Guilty' which first reached Number One on these shores on November 8th 1980 - almost 29 years ago to the week.
At the age of 67 she now ranks as the second oldest woman ever to top the album charts in this country - the record naturally would be hers but for the success of Dame Vera Lynn just a few weeks ago. Streisand and Lynn (who is back up to Number 5) are joined in the album chart Top 5 this week by the 68 year old Cliff Richard at Number 4 and the 51 year old Madonna at Number 2. The rest of the Top 10 is similarly augmented with veterans thanks to Chris Rea (58) at Number 8 and Andy Williams (81) at Number 10. With Jay-Z (39) and Muse (30 and 31) also in there, it truly means that Number 3 act Paramore (who are all in their early 20s) are the youthful gatecrashers to what is for this week a party for the chart veterans.
Back on the singles chart and the most extraordinary story of the week is the continuing rise of 'What About Now' by Daughtry which makes a flying 39-11 leap. As we mentioned last week, despite being one of the few (in fact make that the only) American Idol runners up to ever be promoted fully in this country, the band (named after their lead singer and former Idol contender Chris Daughtry) had until now never had a UK hit single. Both their albums have charted in the past, their self-titled debut made Number 13 in 2007 whilst this years follow-up 'Leave This Town' made Number 53 when released back in July. 'What About Now' is taken from that first release and was made into a single in America in the summer of 2008. Its belated UK success can be put down to two not entirely coincidental factors. The first is its use as a suitably emotive backing track on the X Factor TV series, a use which continued during last weeks final elimination shows. The second is almost certainly down to the reliable rumours that a cover of the track is set to be Westlife's next single, slated for release in mid-November. With that particular track unavailable for the moment, it isn't too great a leap of logic to assume that this has served to further stoke demand for the Daughtry original. Although what that will do to the potential sales for the 'loife's single is anyone's guess.
New in at Number 12 is a track for which we can finally say "about bloody time". For the first time in almost exactly seven years Whitney Houston can boast a UK chart hit as her long awaited new single 'Million Dollar Bill' debuts at Number 12. Regular readers of these pages will know that I've been scratching my head for some time at the bizarre marketing logic that saw her comeback album 'I Look To You' released in the USA and throughout Europe at the end of August yet delayed on these shores until this month. Happily the wait is now over and the release of the single is just the start of a protracted promotional campaign which will see the lady herself all over TV and radio in the coming weeks. 'Million Dollar Bill' may not be the greatest comeback single of all time, but it still beats the Number 13 peak of her last single 'Whatchulookinat' to become her biggest UK hit since the Enrique Iglesias duet 'Could I Have This Kiss Forever' hit Number 7 in October 2000. It has been over ten years since her last Top 5 hit single, namely 'My Love Is Your Love' which made Number 2 in the summer of 1999. Here is hoping the wait for the new album was worth it. Once again I'd be very wrong to condone the illegal downloading of a piece of copyrighted music, but if you are a hardcore Whitney fan who didn't see the need to wait for the UK release, I can't personally blame you if you did so.
Also racing up the Top 20 is 'You're Not Alone' from Tinchy Stryder which races 32-14. With the single Stryder is aiming for his third Number One of the year, following in the footsteps of 'Number 1' and 'Never Leave You', both of which still occupy Top 75 berths at present. If pedigree was all you needed, then this single has it in spades as 'You're Not Alone' heavily samples the identically named track which was a Number One hit for Olive back in 1997. Given the level of competition set to hit the chart over the next few weeks I can't quite see it emulating its predecessors, which is actually a bit of a shame. It is about time we added to the small list of Number One hits that directly sample a previous chart-topping track.
Now when was the last time a genuine acoustic folk track made the UK Top 40? Wonder no more, for at Number 24 this week is 'Little Lion Man' from Mumford & Sons who despite their folk and bluegrass roots have been commanding their fair share of both mainstream attention and airplay (in spite of the extensive bleeping needed to step around the "I really f**ked it up this time" hook in the chorus). Hailing from the same scene as the likes of Laura Marling and Noah and the Whale, Mumford & Sons make few concessions to modern day instrumentation, taking to the stage with little more than banjos, double bass, piano and guitars. Their debut album 'Sigh No More' arrives on the chart at Number 11 (if only they had been 50 years older!) and this hit single rises up the chart to become one of the more unusual if extremely welcome hits of the week.
For all the fun we have had this week, this is really just the calm before the storm. Next week, as well as the release of 'talkSPORT - Legends and Anthems' which is the most essential compilation purchase of the year (ooh, I feel so dirty now) we hit peak time with a bang as some of music's biggest guns are wheeled out ready for the forthcoming holiday season. At the risk of spoiling any surprises already, we've a chart battle ensuing between Alexandra Burke and a returning Robbie Williams, not to mention Michael Buble with his best song ever plus the arrival of the live X Factor shows which are set to do weird things to the lower end of the chart - and that is before the potential impact of the sudden death of a certain boy band member is taken into account. Get ready, this ride is about to take off in some style.

I actually BOUGHT the new Whitney album, from HMV online about 2 weeks ago, they've had it almost since the USA release!
dave
The Saturday's have always appeared to be a 2nd rate Girls Aloud, in the way Boyzone were always a 2nd rate Take That (it took TTs split before BZ really took off- maybe the same is about to happen for the Saturdays!)
Whitney's chart placing def reflects the delay of release in uk- been lots of illegal downloading of that track!
Bottom end of i-tunes chart already showing the XFactor effect.
Alexandra vs Robbie- With the big surge in R&B success my money is on Alexandra- her track is stronger- even though she mimed her way(badly) through the XFactor performance. Robbie's comeback is poor- he sang live (very badly) and appeared to have 'some assistance' with his performance- something that has not gone unnoticed in various web chat forums!
Thank goodness Daughtry have smothered the Westlife version at birth- at last the original artist has the bigger hit rather than their purile reworking.
So Babs has had 6 album chart toppers then James- so that means Madonna has had 11 then according to your own rules!
Who on earth is buying Vera Lynn's greatest hits recorded in very lo-fi nearly 70 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad news of Stephen Gately's death- he was the only member of Boyzone who could actually sing and seemed a really nice guy- also one of the first openly gay performers in the UK which should not be forgotten.
Also great to see Temper Trap climbing again~! as the song is amazing. The Delays must be a bit cheesed off though as they sound very similar and somehow never caught on.
Reggie Yates: "So, what's your favourite kitchen utensil?"
Chipmunk: "A knife."
What a great role model for black teenagers! Tune in next week to discover Tinchy Stryder's favourite gun!
Oh, and whilst I'm on about great role models, memo to Dannii Minogue. Danyl Johnson is a great singer. We don't care what he does with his c*ck!
Podcast comes out every week, but I have to manually link it on Yahoo and sometimes forget. Last week's wasn't very good anyway so you didn't miss much, but it is still on iTunes as usual.
Off to find the edit button...
Anyways Chipmunk at number one, I must officially be getting old but what a load of crap, why do people insist of buying records where silly little boys talk in their songs, the only good thing about it is the female vocal.
I'm gonna moan again, why do we have to have classic dance songs sampled into mediocre grime music, its not talented, its lack of original ideas.
As for X-Factor, we gotta have that talentless hag Cheryl Cole miming her way through an appaling rendition of her crap new song, this girl can't sing, lets hope she slips on stage.
I would of preferred Saturdays to be at number one but no little kids wanna buy a Chipmunk.
I was wrong a few weeks ago when I said Cole had no good acts, Joseph McElderry proved me wrong on Saturday.
What is it with that phone vote? Too many people watched it (12 million) I think. Most of them don't buy downloads so in a few weeks time when the audience falls we will start to loose the crap acts and those on for looks, till the end when it will go wrong again.
I don't think Burke was miming has she had dodgy vocals and her voice faded in some parts.
James you forgot to add M Jackson's new single to the chart events to come!
I noticed that Erasure have decided to release Phantom Bride as a single this week according to HMV. Amazed it wasn't released when it first appeared on an album (sorry can't remember which one).
R.I.P Stephen Gately you will be forever missed
And please note- the original & definitive version of I'm Telling You..' was recorded by Jennifer Holliday who appeared in the original 1982 Broadway production of Dreamgirls. It reached no32 in the UK in Sept 1982 without any airplay on radio 1. There was also a lame dance version by Donna Giles that reached no29 in Feb 96. The Jennifer Hudson version- which is excellent- from the Dreamgirls movie was overlooked for any kind of promotion in favour of Beyonce's Listen- only appearing on the chart following XFactor exposure- it may well top both previous hit versions due to its repeated butchering by a succession of acts on this years XFactor- Danyl- the most overrated finalist ever to appear on the show- included!
I count 9 tracks appearing in the top 100 as a result of XFactor exposure- hardly chart domination!
Albums full of oldies but the Beatles have dropped out of sight in the space of 3 weeks- the predicted '2nd coming' of Beatlemania fizzled out, thankfully.
Personally I never understood the whole xenophobic 'our chart is filled with too many foreign- mostly US- acts' nonsense. Music is universal and knows no boundaries- good music is good music- whether produced in New York or Newcastle! We live in 'a global village' and have access to so much more music and artists from around the world- all just a click away- do we really want a return to the 50s and 60s and part of the 70s when as a result of the BBC monopoly we had pale 3rd rate versions of excellent US hits- look to Westlife as the most recent example! Just enjoy the music- wherever it comes from! I for 1 am so glad that I can access music & video clips of classic performances from iconic artists that were A) never released here on vinyl or cd or B) never broadcast on UK TV- all because we were at the mercy of some executives personal taste. Music is much more democratic today than it ever was.
Johnson altered the words to "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going", Jennifer Hudson's love song to a MAN in the movie Dreamgirls, so he was singing to a WOMAN instead.
After he performed the song on Saturday night's show, Minogue remarked: "If you're to believe everything you read in the papers, then you didn't need to change the gender references in the song."
She said this because he had already told the News of the World newspaper that he was Bisexual.
"Danyl and I were joking about the very same thing in rehearsals on Friday, so it carried on to the show."
I don't think she should be sacked for saying this.
She spoke the truth.
Anyway, sorry...this is NOT X Factor forum! The charts...is it me or is the best tune in the top 10 at the moment Sweet Disposition?! And Jason Mraz rebounding up the charts again. This is truly a great lifespan on the chart - say what you will about the song itself but it's ability to have such massive leaps after one tv showing, prove it's huge appeal. None of the other audition songs have had such great leaps and they also don't have recent success to contend with.
How far away is this from breaking records??
haha your right that wouldn't be going far enough. The whole show should be axed ;)
"why do people insist of buying records where silly little boys talk in their songs, the only good thing about it is the female vocal."
lol sorry but i can't resist being a smart arse as i respond to this statement. Isn't singing technically a form of talking also? Dialect is delivered through spoken words, which therefore meets the basic standards of verbal communication. Singing is just a melodious form of talking haha :P So we could say Michael Buble talks melodiously on his songs, but the words "talking melodiously" are a bit of a mouth full, so we say "singing" to save breath :)
but i don't like the Chipmunk track either so your not alone. (Y)
Speaking of "You're Not Alone", I hate Tinchy Stryder music of any kind but i will admit that his current single is much MUCH better than his prevous hits...
Favourite tracks in the Top 40 this week are "Sweet Disposition" by The Temper Trap (a real grower), "Ignorance" by Paramore and "4ever" by The Veronicas.
Also you say on Chart Bite that there was a protracted battle for no.1 on the singles chart. Nothing of the kind. The Saturdays are more than 40,000 sales behind Chipmunk. They never stood a chance.
Agree with dwilpower about Danyl Johnson. He is not a likeable person so he won't do well on the show. Dannii took full advantage of her opportunity to cut him down to size and she should be congratulated. To see Danyl standing there with his bottom lip wobbling was the best bit about the show.
Agree with Graham about Jospeh McElderry. "No Regrets" is a great song and he sang it so much better than Robbie ever has. Stacey also showed us what a great song "The Scientist" is by Coldplay. This track was totally wasted by Chris Martin & Co.
The rest of the acts on the show were, as expected hugely disappointing.
Also worth a mention. "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas has overtaken "Boom Boom Pow" in the year to date charts.
Love the Jason Mraz track- real talent!
And to this point: "Music is universal and knows no boundaries- good music is good music- whether produced in New York or Newcastle! We live in 'a global village' and have access to so much more music and artists from around the world- all just a click away- do we really want a return to the 50s and 60s and part of the 70s when as a result of the BBC monopoly we had pale 3rd rate versions of excellent US hits- look to Westlife as the most recent example! "
Utter crap! How many German, Italian, French, Spanish, acts are in the top 75? Even I-Tunes stops people buying from other countries. Getting music distributed placed on a website and getting people to buy it needs cash, lot's of it, which is why twits go on X-Factor to get the money to record music. How many on acts can you name who had a massive success without a major Label?
And your history is wrong. Music publishers controled the industry and song writing was the key, all from the USA. These songs were fought over by the companies and artists sang them, which is why there are several versions of the song in 50's charts. A group of School Kids led by a bully Art College type from Liverpool changed that. A bunch of Uni students set up Pirate Radio and another bunch of Art College types got people to dress in clothes so that didn't look like mum & dad.
It was also the Government that controlled the BBC and MP's who did not want US style entertaiment affecting the young.
But even the Goverenment didn't realise (and if you ask me still doesn't) that it was sending kids to school between 13 and 16 (and if you include further education-21) that would destroy the system they had set up and create the pop music culture of today, as you can see from the above examples.
True it is more democratic, but it comes at a cost. Things like gangland killings, though not caused by Hip-Hop Rap music it is part of it's culture and you can't seperate it from it.
Free speech isn't allowed either within the "global village".
As the judges on X-Factor and SCD are finding out.
But there are only 12 acts on the show! It's likely that the missing 4 tracks are simply not available to download, or are more expensive!
That nine is bad enough! New material is not getting into the charts. Daniel Merriweather's track Red won't go away and his latest wont enter. The "better single" (somebody on this blog said after the other failed) by A-Ha, came out made a brief appearance on HMV downloads, but looks like it will flop bigger than the last.
Without TV promotion, all that makes the chart is what is pushed forward by I-Tunes, which tends to be US chart material. However the US charts are heavily controlled and don't tend to reflect what US people buy, till the USA hype machine kicks in, then they buy the what's in their charts. However it's not all crap. So we buy things that didn't appeal to the US public. And sometimes the UK won't buy it such as Jeremih's Birthday sex, massive stateside no higher than 24 here.
The problem isn't "xenophobic 'our chart is filled with too many foreign- mostly US- acts' " It's that national TV is not catering for the music market, in fact it's ignoring it completely and X-Factor rubs salt in the wounds of the chart, caused by the downfall of the CD single. The seven day sales Singles chart needs TV or people will simply ignore it because it means nothing to them and it will become a thing of the past, like Top of The Pops is.