Week Ending August 2nd 2008
It is a week of wild celebration for younger teens, gays and of course 18 year olds with 36D breasts as McFly storm to the.. Oh no hang on, sorry. They have actually tumbled from Number 2 straight out to Number 21 in their second week on sale. I guess it doesn't really need saying.
Petty point scoring aside, it says it all when a large fall down the rankings is the most spectacular chart move of note. Two singles do enter the Top 10 this week, but they are simply rebound climbs for singles which have already had at least one spell in the upper reaches, 'Sweet About Me' by Gabriella Cilmi moving 12-7 and Rihanna up 11-9 with 'Take A Bow'. As far as the Top 3 are concerned, Dizzee Rascal and crew clock up a fourth week at the top with 'Dance Wiv Me', Kid Rock advances to a new peak at Number 2 with 'All Summer Long' and Jordin Sparks regains Top 3 status with 'No Air'.
Indeed the lack of any downward pressure from above has naturally given many older hits the chance to consolidate their chart positions and in some cases make quite spectacular gains. The more observant chart-watchers may have spotted that many of the tracks making forward progress all have one thing in common - a place on Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 70. The latest edition of the legendary compilation series is by no means the first to be promoted by the online stores but this week's release of the second edition of 2008 has clearly found itself in a position to impact the singles chart in a way that none of its predecessors did. Despite most of its tracks already being available online as individual cuts, the effect of grouping 40 popular singles together online has prompted some fresh cherrypicking by eager purchasers who were presumably too discerning or too impacted by the credit crunch to shell out the £10.99 charge for the full album set (plus videos and digital booklet). The Now effect is most pronounced lower down the chart where some older singles compiled experience what would otherwise be inexplicable charges up the listings. So step forward 'Can't Speak French' from Girls Aloud which moves 106-59, 'Better In Time' from Leona Lewis which leaps 76-55 and 'Heartbeat' from Scouting For Girls which soars 53-37.
Better yet are the hitherto unnoticed singles which the Now album optimistically contains as future hits in what seems like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Thus up pops 'Discolights' from Darren Styles & Ultrabeat which may well have entered the Top 40 on its own merits this week anyway but which can clearly thank Now compiler Ashley Abram for its lurch to Number 31. Then there is 'You Wot' from DJ Q featuring MC Bonez which after three weeks as a near flop finally charts at Number 50. Ten years ago I think I almost caused a rift between one Europop act and their British label when I blamed the appearance of their single on a Now That's What I Call Music album six weeks before it was even released for its failure to duplicate its European and American success over here. The angry letter that was sent to my then editor pointed out that they believed putting the pre-release single on a compilation album actually helped its exposure and could stimulate sales. A decade down the line it now appears that this is genuinely the case.
Onto singles that haven't needed any kind of leg-up into the charts, and leading the way is the highest new entry of the week at Number 18. It seems like Ida Maria's 'I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked' has been around for months, certainly it is one of those tracks leaped upon by the likes of Radio One and played to death until it becomes a more or less guaranteed hit. The enthusiastic single is the first chart hit for the Norwegian punk singer and follows festival appearances and live TV performances, all carefully calculated to position her as the next big thing. It is one of those records it is hard to hate, even if musically it won't necessarily be to the taste of everyone. After all we can all relate to its sentiments, can't we?
One step below is Adele on whom the jury is still out after her second single 'Cold Shoulder' stalled at Number 18 as a less than impressive followup to her debut 'Chasing Pavements'. Her third Top 20 hit has the strange distinction of having already made the Top 40 on two separate occasions this year thanks to its longstanding availability as her first single release back in 2007. So it was that download copies of 'Hometown Glory' made Number 32 in early February and Number 38 in mid-April on the back of her two other hits. Now promoted to a full single release for the very first time, the tracks physical sales give it a new entry at Number 19 although annoyingly this still only ranks it as her third highest charting hit to date. These chart entries aside, the big new discovery of 2008 still remains frustratingly mired in one hit wonder status and you suspect this particular cycle is not going to be broken until she emerges with some spectacular new material.
Finally for this week, it may not have started out as the biggest hit single ever, but the track at Number 71 heralds the arrival of a whole new business model for music. Cambridge band Hamfatter attracted plenty of column inches at the start of the week after their star turn on the BBC series Dragon's Den, pitching to the millionaire investors for the investment that would allow them to record, release and promote their music without the intervention of a traditional record label. This, they argued, would allow them a much greater share of the royalties than would otherwise have been the case, royalties they were prepared to share with an investor. Peter Jones bought the pitch and bought into the group, hence their appearance on the chart of 'The Girl I Love'. Its rather lowly chart placing may not quite reflect the level of exposure they gained, but then again how many singles buyers are watching BBC2 at 9pm on a Monday night?

Anyways back to the chart, I'm pissed off most songs go up except Madonna who falls considerably, one of the worst chart weeks for a long time.
Since no one from Yahoo seems to be updating the chart (shame on you! On hols are we!) I notice from the official charts site some very low new entries for some of the dance stuff I like: Sam Sparro's 21st Century Life at no 77 and Bob Sinclar What I Want at no 93. Guess these are based on people selecting them from albums - hope both do well when fully released
I'm gay too before we go there, and neither Madge or some just-going-through-puberty-and-career-is-over-alreay rubbishy guitar based boy band are my cuppa!
There's no need to be so politically correct about everything! Or in the end there won't be any wit left...
WHY IS DIZZEE RASCAL STILL NUMBEER 1!?
Mcfly should hopefully be out of the top 40 next week...
I hope No Air goes a bit higher next week, its peaked at number 3 three times already!
Chris Brown's "With You," seems to have been hovering around 30-40 for ages, and is obviously selling more than "Forever," even though "With You" peaked lower (#8). I Hope he scores another Top 10 with the re-release of Kiss Kiss in September.:)
Poor Adele. Maybe James is right, She might just turn out to be a one hit wonder...speaking of one hit wonders, whatever happened to act that did the JCB song?
What a fascinating chart life Gabriella Cilmi's Sweet About Me is having, returning to the top 10 in its 21st week (I know because of the Now 70 effect but it's still rather impressive). I think she should postpone the Aug 18th release date for her second single Save The Lies, I doubt Sweet About Me is going anywhere just yet . . .
Shocking to see that in a week of nearly half the chart climbing that Madonna can't improve on her #7 position, Give It 2 Me deserves to go much higher than this, it's a real grower.
What the hell is the story with Kylie's new single The One??? It's releashed today (ain't it?) and it's not even in the top 100 this week??? Even In My Arms manages to jump up to #99. Is it that The One hasn't been releashed on downloads yet until this week?? Does anyone know? It's a great track, would be awful to see it fail. Speakin of new releases this week, Sam Sparro's 21st Century Life is out, and at only #77 this week I can't see it making a huge impact on the top 40 next week, especially when Black & Gold is at #11 this week. Does anybody know if Britney's Radar is gettin a commercial release? Just wondering because it has hit the Irish Top 50 since last week.
Nice to see Rihanna back in the charts with Disturbia, it's a class tune and with an Aug 11th release date it certainly has hit the chart in time to build up momentum and make a huge impact on the top 10, would love to see this go all the way to #1. She has no less than 4 singles in this week's top 100, Take A Bow at 9, Disturbia at 47, Don't Stop The Music at 64 and Umbrella at 78, she certainly is the artist of the moment ( for the past 2 years I suppose).
Loving this week's #1 & #2, Kid Rock totally deserves the top spot though with the brill All Summer Long, hope he knocks Dizzy off next week, (4 wks at the top is enough!!) Can't believe McFly fell 19 places, I expected them to stay in the top 15 at least, just goes 2 show what a joke they are. In the Irish Singles Chart a few weeks back On Wings by Leanne Moore debuted at #1 and the following week fell to #27, so there's some consolation for McFly!!!! Thought Shut Up & Let Me Go would go higher for the Ting Tings, maybe next week eh??!!
My reply was supposed to be tongue in cheek by then saying I like Madonna, First L laughed so he inadvertently got it.
I'm gonna be even more gayer and say why ain't Jordin Sparks number 1, its the best song in top 10 apart from Madonna of course lol
Still, maybe her record company should have re-released "Hometown Glory" as her second major label single. It had more of a buzz going than "Cold Shoulder", and I'm sure it would have made higher than 19 as a result.
Actually, I feel sorry for Adele. "Chasing Pavements" is an exquisite song which fully deserved to be number 1, certainly more so than that Basshunter track which kept her off the top.
My boyfriend and I have been obsessed with them all our lives and actually bonded over our loving chart factoids.
We both despise most of the top 40 music, but always find ourselves listening to those 2 fools on Radio 1 every Sunday.
As for McFly, I think the single didn't stay high in the charts because there are no pictures of them with their bits out on the cover of the single! Had there been one, the gays would have supported it.
As for James being homophobic: give me a break, he is the gayest straight men alive, he couldn't be homophobic if he tried.
Don't know why but am fascinated with charts facts, etc.
I personally found James' comments funny re McFly and don't particularly care for thier music. One of them does look cute on ocassion - but it wouldn't make me buy their music.
Where are the charts this week?