Week Ending September 20th 2008
It's a tale of two singles this week, one which made the top against expectations and another which didn't despite, it seems, being specifically released for that purpose.
First to the top, and the five week run of 'I Kissed A Girl' as the nation's biggest seller comes to a crashing halt as none other than Kings Of Leon go straight in at Number One with their brand new single 'Sex On Fire'. It marks a flying leap in the chart fortunes of the family group as despite having made the Top 3 with all three of their album releases to date, prior to today they had never once cracked the Top 10 of the singles market. The record that finally does it for them is that by almost universal agreement marks their promotion to fully fledged stadium rockers. 'Sex On Fire' is a true widescreen anthem, a wall of sound flag-waver of the kind you didn't think they made any more. People who only got into them thanks to the slow burn success of the last single 'Fans' (until now their biggest ever hit) may be in for a shock, but for those who have followed the group since they made their chart debut five years ago this is merely the next natural progression of their sound. If, as seems likely this winds up as their biggest and most famous hit single it will be no bad thing at all.
Mind you, it does have some competition for that accolade. The aforementioned 'Fans', originally a Number 13 hit in July 2007 made a reappearance at the lower end of the singles chart last week and now almost in sympathy has taken a flying leap, landing just short of a Top 40 place at Number 44. The gentle country-blues strummer is a world away from 'Sex On Fire' but it appears well on its way to becoming a complimentary companion hit on its second proper chart run.
So then to the second biggest hit of the week. Any discussion of Cliff Richard must always acknowledge his place as the most long-running chart maker ever. His career stretches back to the days of Rock N' Roll and along the way has seen him run through a variety of musical styles and ever changing fashions, building and retaining some of the world's most loyal fans along the way. The only problem really is that it is possible to pinpoint a date - around 1990 - when he stopped selling singles purely on their own merits and was reduced instead to being the man who released tired Christmas singles and other tracks reliant on a series of increasingly desperate marketing gimmicks to even get on the radio. It is as if he still feels required to prove his continuing relevance as a pop star to a world which by and large could forgive him for retiring instead and simply basking in his legacy.
Such then is the context against which 'Thank You For A Lifetime' and its rather surprising appearance at Number 3 on the singles chart should be set. Its release marks the 50th anniversary of his very first single ('Move It' released when he was a fresh faced 17 year old) and has been accompanied by a concerted campaign from his fanclub to land him a Number One single not only for this anniversary but so he can complete a unique chart feat. Thanks to his lifelong chart career Cliff Richard is notable for having topped the charts in every decade since his debut - in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s - a feat no other act can even come close to matching. To complete the set he thus needs another Number One hit before the end of 2010 and so 'Thank You For A Lifetime' was a deliberate attempt to tick that box. Now to be fair we should at least attempt to consider the single on its own merits so I'm delighted to report that it actually is rubbish, showing promise at the start with sweeping piano chords and a plaintive semi-autobiographical lyric but which then turns a corner and launches into a cheesy singalong chorus that surely even the most die-hard Cliff acolyte can't pretend holds a candle to any of the genuine classics he has made in the past. Furthermore the man who was once hailed as the Peter Pan Of Pop for his evergreen looks and sound now finds that every one of his 67 years flow through the microphone, his voice sounding heartbreakingly sibilant and raspy.
No, let's face it. This single (actually for the record his second Top 3 hit in the last two years) is at Number 3 less on its own merits as a piece of music but due to a failed attempt by people to manipulate some chart records and to be perfectly frank, grant their hero an accolade which after a fifty year career and 250 million record sales worldwide he really doesn't need. Actually if I'm being honest, I'd like him to still have one more Number One hit single at some point. If he does so he will break a record that has lasted since 1967 as the oldest living male to ever top the UK charts.
Down in the Top 20 there are no further new entries but a handful of singles making strides towards the top end. Heading the back is Ne-Yo who almost unnoticed has crept to Number 14 with new single 'Miss Independent', the follow up to July's chart-topper 'Closer'. Part of his strength is the way his music slowly but surely gets under your skin, as the eight-week climb endured by his last hit proved. 'Miss Independent' is a worthy addition to his canon and is heading for the Top 10 in fairly short order.
Leaping 35-18 is 'Handlebars' from Flobots, the debut hit single for the Florida group who appear to have a winning formula on their hands with an apparently effortless fusion of alternative rock and hip-hop. 'Handlebars' is hard to hate and all to easy to love and one which scores points on the originality scale for having an instrumental break which features an incongruous but somehow perfectly delivered jazz trumpet. I'm keeping an open mind as to whether it has Top 10 potential, but check it out anyway.
Coincidentally also on an alt-hop tip are Californian duo Iglu & Hartley who have avoided success at home but who were the subject of a brief bidding war amongst British labels who immediately spotted their potential. Their debut single 'In This City' is now rocketing up the singles chart, moving 80-21 this week to agonisingly miss out on a Top 20 place, a situation which I have no doubt will be corrected in seven days time.
Now for something you don't see every day - a McFly single entering the chart not at the dizzy heights of the top but at an apparently lowly Number 23. As you might expect there is actually a perfectly feasible explanation for this, as new hit 'Lies' marks the first time the group have released a single digitally in advance of a full physical release. Needless to say as one of the few acts whose first week sales tend to be around 80% physical this has put the initial chart prospects of 'Lies' at something of a disadvantage although given that they regularly get a rightful kicking in these pages for their unrepresentative and all too brief chart performances, it will do them no harm at all to have a single for once that starts slowly and grows. In truth I hope it does as 'Lies' is the kind of single they left their label to be able to make, a lovingly constructed anthem drenched with an epic brass section and showcasing the kind of effortless but sparkling songwriting skills that they have demonstrated in the past. Just for once I'm declaring a moratorium on McFly bashing, as when this rockets to the Top 3 next week I'm going to be celebrating.
Speaking of celebrating, given that the new Basshunter single 'Angel In The Night' has wimped out at Number 24, is it now acceptable to admit that it is something of a relief to not have to make an effort to like one of Mr Altberg's tracks and find something to appreciate about it? Good.
Also just inside the Top 30 and making rather surprisingly slow progress is 'Just Stand Up' which rises 39-26. Credited to "Artists Stand Up To Cancer" the record is as you might have guessed an all-star charity collaboration recorded for a cross-network American charity telethon that aired at the start of September. Its slow burn in the UK may well be in part due to its corresponding lack of exposure which is actually something of a shame. Quite aside from the fact that it is raising money for a very good cause, the track is a cut above most other charity collaborations and is performed by an all-star cast list featuring the likes of Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Carrie Underwood, Keyshia Cole, LeAnn Rimes, Ashanti and Ciara. R&B legends LA and Babyface reunited to write and produce the track and if you need me to say any more to sell the concept to you, you probably aren't paying close enough attention.
There is actually so much activity in the lower end of the singles chart that we could go on all week, so let's step aside the thorny issue of Queen treading on the memory of Freddie by finally releasing a single with Paul Rodgers on lead vocals and also pay a quick acknowledgement to Elbow's Mercury Music Prize win and the sympathetic reappearance of 'On A Day Like This' at Number 35, thus beating the Number 39 it crept to when first released back in June.
The final chart single of note this week is the record at Number 40, one which has been flagged up as a potential Number One for well over a year but which even now on its second full release seems destined never to be a proper hit. Sonny J's 'Can't Stop Moving' first came to popular attention in early 2007 when even as a White Label it was gaining radio airplay and being tipped as a smash by everyone who heard it. It subsequent failure to reach even the Top 75 was therefore a crashing disappointment. Further Sonny J singles followed but all suffered the same fate, so this re-release of that famous first single (now in a new mix by Mirwais) is effectively a last ditch attempt to breath life into the project - one which it seems is still destined for failure given that the single can barely limp to Number 40. Really the problem is that it keeps being released at the wrong time. 'Can't Stop Moving' with its happy go lucky groove and sampled soul vocals that sound like the Jackson 5 (although it actually isn't) is the perfect summertime smash hit, one that soundtracks perfectly the even lengthening days in June and the feeling that there are several months more of outdoor living to come. Pitched into the market in a damp and miserable September it just feels pointless and at times a sick ironic joke. Timing is everything and for some reason Sonny J keeps being promoted at completely the wrong moment. For shame.

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So Sonny suffered from wrong timings, eh?
That's why I find this song familiar to last year.
Did you notice that starting 2008, every 5-week-No 1's get knocked down by new entries?
Now you're gone Mercy
Mercy American Boy
I kissed a girl Current No. 1!
Very silly...
Now you're gone then Mercy
Mercy then American Boy
I kissed a girl then Current No. 1!
I also agree about the wrong timing for Sonny J. A June release would fit perfectly, but to release it in September comes across as an insult.
congrats to miley cyrus....though narrowly missing out on the top 10 is a shame. the song is so catchy. bring back pop!!!
Below is what the TOP TEN should look like:
10 Madcon
9 Script
8 Ne-Yo
7 Cliff Richard
6 Kid Rock
5 Kings of Leon
4 Eric Prydz
3 Rihanna (41,000)
2 Pussycat Dolls (42,000)
1 Katie Perry (5 weeks at top!) (55,000) total sales 527,000.
Ten to 4 each sold 40,000 copies this week.
Congrats to Kings of Leon for knocking off that faux lesbian and her annoying track about kissing girls.....It was beginning to get on my nerves!
Biggest shock of the week...CLIFF RICHARD! like where the hell did he come from?! I totally agree with the comments previous...its a bit desperate and embarrassing when your fans resort to getting you back to number one again so that you can score another record in the books. But then the flipside is that its kinda sweet that an aging popstar has all these fans who are willing to do this for him and pay homage to a guy who's been around for ages. If he does score a number 1 i will be happy for him...but only on the merits of his musical abilities, not the reliance of his hardcore fans...
I cant believe the pussycatdolls got nowhere near the number 1. Things looked promising last week when they hit the top 3...i think many people were sure they'd do it but to be fair, the song just isnt their best release and is a weak effort although i do love the video...the girls rock!
Mention goes out to Miley Cyrus...girls done good for herself. Shame she's missed out on a top 10 position. Lets see what happens next week as it'd be a shame that she came so close yet so far...
Thank God the Basshunter single has stalled at 24. Am i the only one that hates the music? To me their no different to Cascada with their thumpy screechy Euro-trance/pop. There are a million and one of these acts out in Europe pumping out the same sounds over and over and its boring. So im glad Basshunter has now stalled (or has it?!)
Duffy hasnt made the top 20 this week but is slipping down the charts. I love this song and love her voice. Shame to see her slip down the chart as i was hoping she'd be able to score another top 10 hit with this one.
Sonny J not a big hit? At least they hit the top 40! I'm not into their music but this time round the remix was a little nostalgic and had a feel of retro summers and barbeques about it and yes, i definitely agree that its been released a little too late. Shame for them really.
Thankfully Rockstar by Nickelback is going down again. Lets be done with it now shall we?! its been around for so long already!
How long have Take That been in the chart with Rule the World? Surely it must be winding up as one of their biggest hits to date? Anyone have any sales figures to hand for this?
Natasha Beddingfield hasnt made the top 40 for once...and im kinda glad. Dont really rate her music, but i thought this might just get her a top 20 at least.
And finally Daniel Powter landing in at number 70, Has it been released fully? I hated his first release but this one seems more mainstream and appealing. Will have to wait and see what happens next week!
So exciting! xXx
What do you mean Basshunter has stalled at No. 24? It was No.54 so if you ask me thats quite an impressive leap... besides its getting a Physical release 29 Sept so how can it have "Stalled?" ...
I wish Gym Class Heroes could have shed a light on what is a rather dull Top 10 this week. Im not even sure i like our new No. 1. Maybe it will grow on me in due time...i hope with a little push GCH can penetrate the Top 10 on Sunday...
Now, I don't care who i annoy by mentioning Kiss Kiss for the 100th time, but it looks set to flop again, just like it did last year. They should have just released it physically last time...and the Nelly remix is awful...
No mention of M.I.A. though? I guess that'll come next week when it might gatecrash the Top 20 on the strength of the Pineapple Express trailer and its ongoing Top 5 status Stateside.
Unfortunately it looks like Colbie Caillat's Bubbly is set to bomb once again. It's fallen 8 places this week to 68 and it's physical release is today. What a shame! How is this single failing to catch the British music buying public's attention??
Does anyone think Elbow's A Day Like This can climb any higher? Oh great to hear that Britney's new album is coming so soon! It's called Circus and is gonna be releashed on Dec 2nd, preceded by the single Womanizer! Can't wait 2 hear it . . . It really will be a great few months for the music industry, the return of Britney, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Beyonce, Snow Patrol, Sugababes, Girls Aloud!!! It's SO exciting!!
Oh btw can anyone give me the address for wikipedia's single release diary? Tried to find it the other day but failed!
Cheers. Toodles!
James is bang on about his music too, unfortunately... Now aged 29, I grew up with the soundtrack to long car journeys being my mum's cassette of Cliff's excellent Private Collection:1979-1988 - he was releasing some of the best songs of his whole career in the mid and late '80s, then after a final purple patch in between 'Misteltoe & Wine' and 'Saviour's Day' topping the charts at Christmases 1988 and 1990 the 'genuine' big hits burned right out, for good it seems.
Ironically the more recent high-charters he's had have invariably been seasonal releases or semi-novelties like this one, whereas I can think of some good songs he's put out in recent years that have flopped despite being perhaps more worthy on their own merits: most recently 'What Car', a great little pop song when it led off his Something's Goin' On album four years ago that only reached something like No.24 if I remember.
I'd love to see him record something sensational and reach Number One again before the end of 2009 and get another full ten years to make it seven (!!!) consecutive decades of chart-topping - but sadly at this stage the fanbase will only come out en masse for festive and gimmicky singles (still enough for Top 3 or 5 success but not No.1 it seems), while Cliff's 'regular' (more credible?) songs appear to bypass even much of his fanbase when they're not 'event' releases, and don't cross over to casual buyers because it's Cliff Richard, and he's been perceived as that old-timer, Christian, singing-at-Wimbledon, Christmas-novelty Cliff for, well, decades. And he knows it, which is why he's resorted before now to sending DJs an r'n'b-flavoured song under a pseudonym to get airplay free of the stigma of being Cliff Richard.
I think James lamented on here a couple of years ago that this man who made the likes of 'Devil Woman', 'Wired For Sound', 'Carrie', 'Some People' and 'My Pretty One' (at a point where most pop careers are already long over) seems unable to locate that muse/vibe now. You still get the feeling that even as a 67-year-old National Treasure he can still be a proper pop star, but it's an ever-diminishing chance of once more pairing that great pop voice with a great mass-appeal pop song. We'll see...