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Mallett's Miming Misfortune

Posted Wed 26 Nov 2008 12:09PM GMT by Mitch Carter in The Guestlist
Wacky wild man of the jungle Timmy Mallett was left with egg on his face today after claims that the vocals on his 90s chart hit Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini were performed by a stand-in.

Mallett's vocals were "shunted into the background" whilst the lead was instead sung by teacher Everton Barnes as Mallett was considered to be tone deaf by the record's producers.

Speaking to the Sun newspaper Everton said: "His voice was as flat as a punctured pancake.

"There was no way that the record company could release it as it was. I sang the whole vocal track and Timmy's was shunted into the background."

Everton, who is now a deputy headmaster, decided to spill the beans when Timmy appeared in the jungle.

"I've decided to speak out as I feel it's a great shame Timmy is going around singing the song when he knows it's not his voice on it.

"It was even my idea to insert the ‘Oh yeahs' and now Timmy is going around shouting ‘Oh yeah' in the jungle as if it was all down to him." said Everton.

Do you think Timmy Mallett was right to claim that he sang the lead vocal on the record or was he right to keep quiet?

 



77 Comments

1. grover -
God bless this incredible soldier - Timmy Mallett.

I prey that one day Timmy will arise like a sleeping tiger to hold aloft his sacred Mallet and declare himself to be the ruler of these sacred isles.

ARISE LORD TIMMY!

2. Edward -
Timmy Rules suckas!

3. Yahoo! Music User -
If the spice girls could do it......

4. Yahoo! Music User -
Why was I trapped into reading this crap

5. Yahoo! Music User -
some people are to serious in life and some have a good laugh, laughing is good for you, the serious ones should try it sometimes.as for Tim he laughs at himself and will have the last laugh.

6. zoe -
The mans a prat

7. peter -
what a load of b.....it.

8. george -
I couldn't care less, the song was crap regardless of who sang it.

9. JOHNRICHARD -
who cares anyway,,,,,,, thay r only there 4 the cash

10. Yahoo! Music User -
ditto

11. lee w -
does it matter .... really ?

12. mike -
it was an itsy witsy tiny winy yellow plkadot..... SHEER CLASS MALLETT

13. John -
Why doesn't someone let hungry lions into where all these saddo's are? Maybe then we won't have to put up with all the 3rd rate "entertainment" generated in this artificial environment. Also there might be some real news in the papers and on TV.

14. Yahoo! Music User -
Having to endure so much of Mallett every day of the school holidays during the 80s, all to catch 5 minutes of Transformers is more than enough for my lifetime, thankyouverymuch.

15. the caperer -
Is this deputy head looking for fame or something? how sad! rock on timmy! i don't think the public really expected this recording to be anything more than just a bit of fun.

16. Yahoo! Music User -
if it wasn't for Timmy it wouldn't have been the hit it was. good or bad he help sell the thing,and i'm sure the teacher made a few bucks from it

17. fiona -
Bet one of the blonde dancers - Dawn Andrews that was - is more embarrassed these days as she's now Mrs Gary Barlow!!

18. www.wildmanfishing.com -
is this moron special needs or something, no-one ever thought is was timmy mallet singing did they?
bringer of late news?

19. Lisa -
The song was for fun a laugh just like Timmy . I dont think its fair this deputy head has done this at this time when Timmy cant defend himself . Or maybe that was his plan .I think Timmy has a wicked sence of humour and is getting a rough ride !!!!!!!!

20. Terryaj -
the guy a pratt. why he tell lies for tell the turth it will set him free
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