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Mallett's Miming Misfortune

Posted Wed 26 Nov 2008 12:09PM GMT by Mitch Carter in The Guestlist
Wacky wild man of the jungle Timmy Mallett was left with egg on his face today after claims that the vocals on his 90s chart hit Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini were performed by a stand-in.

Mallett's vocals were "shunted into the background" whilst the lead was instead sung by teacher Everton Barnes as Mallett was considered to be tone deaf by the record's producers.

Speaking to the Sun newspaper Everton said: "His voice was as flat as a punctured pancake.

"There was no way that the record company could release it as it was. I sang the whole vocal track and Timmy's was shunted into the background."

Everton, who is now a deputy headmaster, decided to spill the beans when Timmy appeared in the jungle.

"I've decided to speak out as I feel it's a great shame Timmy is going around singing the song when he knows it's not his voice on it.

"It was even my idea to insert the ‘Oh yeahs' and now Timmy is going around shouting ‘Oh yeah' in the jungle as if it was all down to him." said Everton.

Do you think Timmy Mallett was right to claim that he sang the lead vocal on the record or was he right to keep quiet?

 



77 Comments

41. AlexH -
I think the real question is: Who cares? Timmy Mallet is a full scale fool, and making claim to such musical inspiration as to have come up with the "Oh Yeah's" on that poxy little throwaway song, as well as having sung it in the first place should make the teacher man whose name I can't even be bothered to scroll up to find out sick with shame. Who. Cares.?.

42. PARKER -
chill out folks,it is after all onlya bit of fun.

43. JasonH -
No I'm with that other guy. Why and more importantly how was I trapped in to reading this crap? And now this?

44. zoe -
I still love love love timmy! so there :P

45. BMH -
What the heck does this Everton Barnes guy hope to achive by coming out with this weather it is true or not? I mean it's not like this is something new for god sake. Bottom line is Timmy Mallett is famous for that song as well as Whack-a-Day etc and after this series of I'm A Celeb he will be even more famous especially if he wins (which i hope he does) An what will this Everton Barnes guy's CLAIM to fame be? That he was suposedly the real voice coming out of Timmy Mallet's mouth on a sucsessful music video. An in closing i would like to add this where is his proof?

46. Michelle M -
Give timmy chance he so funny in jungle. So good to him.

47. Michelle M -
Give timmy chance he so funny jungle. So good luck to him in the jungle.

48. Gary -
Who in there right mind would dmit to singing on that song, Everton you should have kept that to yourself, taken it to the grave!!!!!!!!!!

49. kirsty -
his laugh gets on my nerves so much, i hated it as a kid and hate it as an adult. except the fact your has been for god sake and go home

50. Yahoo! Music User -
I remember when it was in the charts: I was working in a chicken factory shovelling recently severed chicken heads and feet into an oven and cooking them.
Timmy will always remind me of those halcyon days whether he sang it or not.

51. Ashleigh -
Timmy Mallet is a Ledgend!! Who cares if its not his voice!!

52. Barry W -
the mans a p---k

53. Mik -
If anbody actually thought that was Timmy singing, they must be as tone deaf as him............ Fair play to him though, the so called song made him alot of money........

54. Michael -
Timmy mallett is a legend everyone vote for Timmy Malllett...please it would make priceless tv!!

55. too many to mention now -
timmy mallet rules...wakaday...
i grw up on watching his programmes..

56. russell -
weston super blagh!! what a legend mallett to win

57. Yahoo! Music User -
This idiot should have been shot at birth. He is the most nausiatingy individual this country has ever had the unfortunacy to "host" as one of its offspring. Kill him now, he is an embarresment to the counry. For God's sake, even his wife(!) hates him.

58. TRACEY -
who really cares he wouldnt be the first or last big deal

59. soraya -
I'm sure everybody knew that Timmy wasn't singing in that song.
This man is running a dry story and was probably only paid about £20.

60. Eve -
So Mr Everton feels wronged that Timmy Mallett got all the fame and glory for what is actually a stupidly naff song that is only ever repeated on the top 100 rubbish songs.
Personally, I would rather hang my head in shame than admit it was actually me singing it, for bring such a rubbish song into the world.
At least Mallett recognises just how terrible it was and can laugh about.
Im sure that Mr Mallett would give Everton all the credit he seem to think he deserves for it.
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