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St George’s Rock Jukebox

Posted Thu 23 Apr 2009 9:47AM BST by Dave Rumour in Snap, Crackle and Pop

Every April 23rd, the distinctive St George's Cross flag is unfurled skywards as if England were halfway to the World Cup with Germany about to be thrashed in the final. Happily, this is no bad thing and on such a historic day our Patron Saint would surely demand some music for his next conquest. So Snap, Crackle and Pop reckons now is the time to celebrate the pop'n'roll acts who have raised the spirits of this nation over the years, some who may have fallen by the wayside and others who continue to belt out the hits like invincible knights of the realm.

There are, of course, many to choose from but if St George had to name his Top Ten, there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making. Which means out go Queen's pop-operatics, the Bee Gee's disco anthems and Black Sabbath's hard rock Satanism. Also tossed aside are Pulp's Britpop flag-wavers, Led Zeppelin's tousled histrionics, Coldplay's bedwetters and The Smiths' bed-sit angst, alongside other notable and honourable absentees The Clash, Pet Shop Boys and Arctic Monkeys. Because here is our definitive St George's Day Countdown. Serve with a plate of bangers and mash:

10 Oasis


St George
would surely respect the Gallagher brother's fighting qualities and with "Live Forever" they have a song tailor-made for his everlasting kudos.



09 Pink Floyd


During their ‘60s heyday and with the rather far-out Syd Barrett setting controls for the heart of the sun, the goggle-eyed Floyd were seeing dragons around every corner.



08 New Order


What greater national honour can there be than writing the official World Cup song for the English football team? "We're singing for England, ENG-ER-LAND!"



07 The Stone Roses


The baggy legends may only have made one good album but in John Squire they had a guitarist who played as if brandishing a massive sword, even if singer Ian Brown sounded as though his throat had just been cut.



06 Sex Pistols


OK so St George may have frowned upon Sid Vicious and co's anti-Royalist rhetoric but he would surely have entered battle to the words "God Save The Queen" every day of the week.



05 Spice Girls


Yes, THAT dress, which may have been tailored from a Union flag but never mind. Plus Geri looks cracking in it and we need some girls at this party.



04 Blur


Single-handedly resurrected "British Image #1", soundtracking the Britpop era with songs like "This Is A Low", which was written around the BBC's much-loved shipping forecast.



03 The Rolling Stones


Put the anti-establishment, insurrectionary bad attitude, prison terms, mars bars and "Their Satanic Majesties Request" to one side, because the now pensionable Mick and Keef are as English as a cup of tea.



02 Radiohead


Paid direct tribute to Her Majesty with "Kid A"'s "National Anthem" before showing admirable knowledge of war games on "You And Whose Army". Thom Yorke's woggle eye is also rumoured to have been injured at the infamous battle of Harrowdown Hill.



01 The Beatles


Crowned the nation's favourite musical sons some 45 years ago when they collected MBEs at Buckingham Palace (don't mention what happened in the toilets), their standing continues to this day, with Sir Paul McCartney unchallenged as the Queen Mother of Brit Rock.



What do you think of our St George's Day Jukebox? Who's out that should be in? Have your say here...

716 Comments

21. Yahoo! Music User -
Pah! How do the Beatles always end up at the top of these flamin' lists! Seriously, folks, can we show a little bit of originality?
How about New Model Army, with "My Country", for a start?

22. justin x -
Where is The Who?????

I cant see how the spice girls make it in there, but no Who !!!

23. Yahoo! Music User -
This list smells of silage.

24. Pippa -
I agree with 7 out of tem but couldnt say who i would put in the ones i dont agree with place!

25. STEVE -
Not a good selection at all, I agree where is the Jam, but even a greater omission is The Who with "My Generation" !!!

26. Shereen -
...Why???? What have any of these bands got to do with St Georges day?

27. mick -
The SPICE GIRLS!!!

I'm off to Wales.

28. Dan -
what about the greatest band of all... Madness!!!
30 years on and still the same line up and new album sounding frseh as ever! still selling out every venue all over the world!

spice girls my arse!!!

which joker posted this top 10?

29. Yahoo! Music User -
Oasis ? Micks mate, not English !

30. Yahoo! Music User -
BBC Symphony Orchestra for Land of Hope and Glory at the Last Night of The Proms!!

31. martin j -
what about the who ?

32. ANDREW -
What about the Jam? Iron Maiden? The Who? Led Zeppelin? Ozzy/Sabbath? The list of more worthy English bands is Endless!

33. Vikki -
The Cure should be on that list!!

34. Yahoo! Music User -
queen were a bunch of losers who lived in tax havens how very british

35. Andrew -
what no Queen , the Who the Jam .. Muppets

36. Yahoo! Music User -
How come the Beatles tribute band got in (Oasis)? they are just as bad and original as the old spice slappers

37. Yahoo! Music User -
www.myspace.com/onesevenfours

38. StewartC -
Where the hell are Muse?

39. Max -
MJ - Blur should be there

Depeche Mode

40. Kelly-Jo -
New Order?!?!? What's that all about?! Where's Who, Queen, Blur even?!
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