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St George’s Rock Jukebox

Posted Thu 23 Apr 2009 9:47AM BST by Dave Rumour in Snap, Crackle and Pop

Every April 23rd, the distinctive St George's Cross flag is unfurled skywards as if England were halfway to the World Cup with Germany about to be thrashed in the final. Happily, this is no bad thing and on such a historic day our Patron Saint would surely demand some music for his next conquest. So Snap, Crackle and Pop reckons now is the time to celebrate the pop'n'roll acts who have raised the spirits of this nation over the years, some who may have fallen by the wayside and others who continue to belt out the hits like invincible knights of the realm.

There are, of course, many to choose from but if St George had to name his Top Ten, there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making. Which means out go Queen's pop-operatics, the Bee Gee's disco anthems and Black Sabbath's hard rock Satanism. Also tossed aside are Pulp's Britpop flag-wavers, Led Zeppelin's tousled histrionics, Coldplay's bedwetters and The Smiths' bed-sit angst, alongside other notable and honourable absentees The Clash, Pet Shop Boys and Arctic Monkeys. Because here is our definitive St George's Day Countdown. Serve with a plate of bangers and mash:

10 Oasis


St George
would surely respect the Gallagher brother's fighting qualities and with "Live Forever" they have a song tailor-made for his everlasting kudos.



09 Pink Floyd


During their ‘60s heyday and with the rather far-out Syd Barrett setting controls for the heart of the sun, the goggle-eyed Floyd were seeing dragons around every corner.



08 New Order


What greater national honour can there be than writing the official World Cup song for the English football team? "We're singing for England, ENG-ER-LAND!"



07 The Stone Roses


The baggy legends may only have made one good album but in John Squire they had a guitarist who played as if brandishing a massive sword, even if singer Ian Brown sounded as though his throat had just been cut.



06 Sex Pistols


OK so St George may have frowned upon Sid Vicious and co's anti-Royalist rhetoric but he would surely have entered battle to the words "God Save The Queen" every day of the week.



05 Spice Girls


Yes, THAT dress, which may have been tailored from a Union flag but never mind. Plus Geri looks cracking in it and we need some girls at this party.



04 Blur


Single-handedly resurrected "British Image #1", soundtracking the Britpop era with songs like "This Is A Low", which was written around the BBC's much-loved shipping forecast.



03 The Rolling Stones


Put the anti-establishment, insurrectionary bad attitude, prison terms, mars bars and "Their Satanic Majesties Request" to one side, because the now pensionable Mick and Keef are as English as a cup of tea.



02 Radiohead


Paid direct tribute to Her Majesty with "Kid A"'s "National Anthem" before showing admirable knowledge of war games on "You And Whose Army". Thom Yorke's woggle eye is also rumoured to have been injured at the infamous battle of Harrowdown Hill.



01 The Beatles


Crowned the nation's favourite musical sons some 45 years ago when they collected MBEs at Buckingham Palace (don't mention what happened in the toilets), their standing continues to this day, with Sir Paul McCartney unchallenged as the Queen Mother of Brit Rock.



What do you think of our St George's Day Jukebox? Who's out that should be in? Have your say here...

716 Comments

41. Steve -
Hilarious, no Led Zep

42. mrseeyore -
Sex Pistols?? YEAH!!
Rolling Stones?? YEAH!!
Beatles?? YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!
The rest of them - ARE YOU MENTAL?? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

43. shornlamb -
dump this and listen to GOLD on DAB english artist all day

44. r -
worst top 10 ever

45. SUSAN -
9 of the great and good. BUT WHAT ON EARTH ARE THE SPICE GIRLS DOING' there?????????????????????????????????????? Put in The Who instead.

46. allycat -
Hmmmmmm......where are Coldplay? Stone Roses? Give me a break!!

47. Mike -
Of course the Beatles should be at number one and forever shall be...but the Stones number THREE in the pecking order, and such rubbish as The Sex Pistols in the reckoning without Queen or The Who...and what about The Kinks? All solid Brit' bands and have done the country proud... I mean...'All You Need Is Love...'

48. chris N -
my ten would be: in no order

the who
oasis
the jam
the smiths
the kinks
the clash
queen
pink floyd
the verve
rolling stones

49. novavillafood -
The Beatles were Irish!

50. Sabina -
Spice Girls in, Queen out?!?! What's gone wrong there?!

51. William -
Spice girls what prat put then to the list?

52. Olivia -
thank goodness no Queen...shame no Jam though : - (

53. sam -
Where is QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

54. andy -
I agree, on paddys day we had green yellow and white everywhere, even flying on the bloody flagpole next to the London Eye so where is the cross of st george in all its splendour, flying high with pride and helping to restore the right to be proud to be ENGLISH in ENGLAND

55. Yahoo! Music User -
Wheres, Pitchshifter, Cradle Of Filth, Prodigy, Motorhead, Zepplin, Diamond Head, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, !!!!

56. Kieran -
Iron Maiden should be on this list!

57. Paul -
Well I think you should have The Charalatans, LONG LIVE ST. GEORGE!

58. seth -
radiohead how did that ever lift your spirits, music to kill yourself by more like it

not the list i would have picked

59. justin -
The Who, The Jam, Led Zep just to name a few. Who the hell put the spice girls in there for gods sake.

60. mysticlady -
wheres marc bolan/t-rex once again the british music industry have ignored one of britains biggest influences of all time. these lists are all crap i think the folk who make these lists up just put the bands on they like
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