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St George’s Rock Jukebox

Posted Thu 23 Apr 2009 9:47AM BST by Dave Rumour in Snap, Crackle and Pop

Every April 23rd, the distinctive St George's Cross flag is unfurled skywards as if England were halfway to the World Cup with Germany about to be thrashed in the final. Happily, this is no bad thing and on such a historic day our Patron Saint would surely demand some music for his next conquest. So Snap, Crackle and Pop reckons now is the time to celebrate the pop'n'roll acts who have raised the spirits of this nation over the years, some who may have fallen by the wayside and others who continue to belt out the hits like invincible knights of the realm.

There are, of course, many to choose from but if St George had to name his Top Ten, there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making. Which means out go Queen's pop-operatics, the Bee Gee's disco anthems and Black Sabbath's hard rock Satanism. Also tossed aside are Pulp's Britpop flag-wavers, Led Zeppelin's tousled histrionics, Coldplay's bedwetters and The Smiths' bed-sit angst, alongside other notable and honourable absentees The Clash, Pet Shop Boys and Arctic Monkeys. Because here is our definitive St George's Day Countdown. Serve with a plate of bangers and mash:

10 Oasis


St George
would surely respect the Gallagher brother's fighting qualities and with "Live Forever" they have a song tailor-made for his everlasting kudos.



09 Pink Floyd


During their ‘60s heyday and with the rather far-out Syd Barrett setting controls for the heart of the sun, the goggle-eyed Floyd were seeing dragons around every corner.



08 New Order


What greater national honour can there be than writing the official World Cup song for the English football team? "We're singing for England, ENG-ER-LAND!"



07 The Stone Roses


The baggy legends may only have made one good album but in John Squire they had a guitarist who played as if brandishing a massive sword, even if singer Ian Brown sounded as though his throat had just been cut.



06 Sex Pistols


OK so St George may have frowned upon Sid Vicious and co's anti-Royalist rhetoric but he would surely have entered battle to the words "God Save The Queen" every day of the week.



05 Spice Girls


Yes, THAT dress, which may have been tailored from a Union flag but never mind. Plus Geri looks cracking in it and we need some girls at this party.



04 Blur


Single-handedly resurrected "British Image #1", soundtracking the Britpop era with songs like "This Is A Low", which was written around the BBC's much-loved shipping forecast.



03 The Rolling Stones


Put the anti-establishment, insurrectionary bad attitude, prison terms, mars bars and "Their Satanic Majesties Request" to one side, because the now pensionable Mick and Keef are as English as a cup of tea.



02 Radiohead


Paid direct tribute to Her Majesty with "Kid A"'s "National Anthem" before showing admirable knowledge of war games on "You And Whose Army". Thom Yorke's woggle eye is also rumoured to have been injured at the infamous battle of Harrowdown Hill.



01 The Beatles


Crowned the nation's favourite musical sons some 45 years ago when they collected MBEs at Buckingham Palace (don't mention what happened in the toilets), their standing continues to this day, with Sir Paul McCartney unchallenged as the Queen Mother of Brit Rock.



What do you think of our St George's Day Jukebox? Who's out that should be in? Have your say here...

716 Comments

81. Yahoo! Music User -
All you need is love starts with the French national anthem you dick

82. GEORGE S -
WHAT IMBECILE COMPILED THIS LIST FOR GOODNESS SAKE.....SACK HIM/HER IMMEDIATELY.

83. Jo -
WHERE ARE JUDAS PRIEST/IRON MAIDEN/MOTORHEAD/QUEEN??????????

84. Barry -
Where is David Bowie and His Union Jack Coat? Also the obvious Queen and Iron Maiden are missing.. I mean Iron Maiden could have been included with The Trooper or Aces High. The obvious Queen Track I suppose would have been We are The Champions.

Usless list and a poor showing of St Georges day on yahoo.

85. Adrian -
Spice Girls I CANT BELIVE THAT THEY PUT THEM ON THIS
QUEEN OR HOUSE MARTINS ARE A LOT BETTER THAN SPIICE GIRLS

86. Moira -
I demand a rewrite

87. stuart -
spice girls and no Jam? nuff said.

88. NICK -
to be honest, the beatles HAD to be number one

89. katie -
IRON MAIDEN!?!??!?!?!?

90. Mark -
Somebody gets paid for writing this crap. Wish I did.

91. Angie -
Are u nuts, this was put toqether by someone wearing hush puppies. Get real

92. Anthony M -
Sad days indeed if amongst our country's top ten groups of note space is found for The Sex Pistols and The Spice Girls. Especially when the article is billed as a 'Rock Jukebox'...the two aforementioned most certainly aren't rock, nor indeed any other 'musical' genre. They both lack talent and have simply been fortunate enough to gain note owing to the circumstances of the times in which they existed...who comes up with this rubbish?!

93. stephen -
Got ot have The Smiths!!! Always some maudlin bas****d at every party!!!!! In this dark economic times you might need something to cheer you up, doesn't matter how bad your life is, it's never as bad as Morrissey's and that has to be uplifting!!

94. Yahoo! Music User -
This list is a load of $^!t... where the hell are Queen, arguably one of the best British bands of all time? And what about The Who and Led Zeppelin? Even our prog rock roots in Genesis would have been better than half of the tot on this list.

95. SaoirseE -
wheres iron maiden coldplay and queen?!?!?!

96. Michael -
Yeap, you blew your cred with the Spice girls.

97. christine -
Muse? The Who?

98. Yahoo! Music User -
where kula skaker? :-D

99. Nathan -
Utter Garbage. Where was Queen? Spice Girls, utter tosh.

100. Richard -
Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Cure, The Who, Queen, The Clash....come on, so many better choices than Spice Girls, Radiohead and Blur.
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