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St George’s Rock Jukebox

Posted Thu 23 Apr 2009 9:47AM BST by Dave Rumour in Snap, Crackle and Pop

Every April 23rd, the distinctive St George's Cross flag is unfurled skywards as if England were halfway to the World Cup with Germany about to be thrashed in the final. Happily, this is no bad thing and on such a historic day our Patron Saint would surely demand some music for his next conquest. So Snap, Crackle and Pop reckons now is the time to celebrate the pop'n'roll acts who have raised the spirits of this nation over the years, some who may have fallen by the wayside and others who continue to belt out the hits like invincible knights of the realm.

There are, of course, many to choose from but if St George had to name his Top Ten, there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making. Which means out go Queen's pop-operatics, the Bee Gee's disco anthems and Black Sabbath's hard rock Satanism. Also tossed aside are Pulp's Britpop flag-wavers, Led Zeppelin's tousled histrionics, Coldplay's bedwetters and The Smiths' bed-sit angst, alongside other notable and honourable absentees The Clash, Pet Shop Boys and Arctic Monkeys. Because here is our definitive St George's Day Countdown. Serve with a plate of bangers and mash:

10 Oasis


St George
would surely respect the Gallagher brother's fighting qualities and with "Live Forever" they have a song tailor-made for his everlasting kudos.



09 Pink Floyd


During their ‘60s heyday and with the rather far-out Syd Barrett setting controls for the heart of the sun, the goggle-eyed Floyd were seeing dragons around every corner.



08 New Order


What greater national honour can there be than writing the official World Cup song for the English football team? "We're singing for England, ENG-ER-LAND!"



07 The Stone Roses


The baggy legends may only have made one good album but in John Squire they had a guitarist who played as if brandishing a massive sword, even if singer Ian Brown sounded as though his throat had just been cut.



06 Sex Pistols


OK so St George may have frowned upon Sid Vicious and co's anti-Royalist rhetoric but he would surely have entered battle to the words "God Save The Queen" every day of the week.



05 Spice Girls


Yes, THAT dress, which may have been tailored from a Union flag but never mind. Plus Geri looks cracking in it and we need some girls at this party.



04 Blur


Single-handedly resurrected "British Image #1", soundtracking the Britpop era with songs like "This Is A Low", which was written around the BBC's much-loved shipping forecast.



03 The Rolling Stones


Put the anti-establishment, insurrectionary bad attitude, prison terms, mars bars and "Their Satanic Majesties Request" to one side, because the now pensionable Mick and Keef are as English as a cup of tea.



02 Radiohead


Paid direct tribute to Her Majesty with "Kid A"'s "National Anthem" before showing admirable knowledge of war games on "You And Whose Army". Thom Yorke's woggle eye is also rumoured to have been injured at the infamous battle of Harrowdown Hill.



01 The Beatles


Crowned the nation's favourite musical sons some 45 years ago when they collected MBEs at Buckingham Palace (don't mention what happened in the toilets), their standing continues to this day, with Sir Paul McCartney unchallenged as the Queen Mother of Brit Rock.



What do you think of our St George's Day Jukebox? Who's out that should be in? Have your say here...

716 Comments

101. Yahoo! Music User -
spice girls? hahaha oh this really does make england look pathetic .

102. Keith -
What about the Proclaimers??

Who cares about St George's say, Scotland ruullles.

103. RICHARD -
very poor

104. ingy -
middle of the road dad lovin' pish.....
And ST GEORGE WAS FRENCH!!!!!

105. erica -
Don't people in England love to complain!!!! Every1 has a different opinion what good music is. A least St Georges day hasn't gone by unnoticed. Let’s celebrate and not get a reputation of a nation of miserable complainers……..Proud to be English xxxx

106. Leon M -
where is 3 lions

107. Robert -
WHERES QUEEN YOU PILLOCKS??????

108. Kieran -
Where's Bush?!? they were big news when grunge was the flavour of the week!!

109. Sarbie -
unbelievable crap

110. j -
Stone Roses ... one good album. Likewise the Sex Pistols. Spice Girls, less said the better. What a terrible list ;(

111. Kirsty -
umm.... The smiths? the cure? And why are Oasis only number 10!!

112. Yahoo! Music User -
Spice girls looks like a pity throw for the girls. Where are the good female bands - I can't think of any either. We ladies need to sort this out! Also missing Queen off this list big time and as someone else said the wonderful Kinks!

113. budgie66 -
WHAT A PILE OF TURDS

114. ingy -
where is jethro tull,genisis,status quo..what about originals like p.j. harvey...what about Rush??

115. Maxxima8 -
Spice Girls??? What about Led Zeppelin?

116. Mike -
Well said David P - and St Georghe was Turkish so would never have gone into battle singing God Save the Queen ... know something ffs

117. Barry -
ARE YOU GETTING THE HINT YET? WHY NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE COMMENTS YOU HAVE RECEIVED AND COMPILE A NEW LIST BEFORE ST GEORGE'S DAY IS OVER???

118. Andrew -
No Status Quo?, who are british icons!, total crap esprcially the Spice Girls.

119. Freedom -
QUEEN?

120. Antonio -
you say :
"there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making."
and then you put Spice Girls on the chart?
you are surely one of the two "G's"(girls or gay).
BTW if you're not a Gothic person painting your nails in
black will only make you look like a stupid b****
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