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St George’s Rock Jukebox

Posted Thu 23 Apr 2009 9:47AM BST by Dave Rumour in Snap, Crackle and Pop

Every April 23rd, the distinctive St George's Cross flag is unfurled skywards as if England were halfway to the World Cup with Germany about to be thrashed in the final. Happily, this is no bad thing and on such a historic day our Patron Saint would surely demand some music for his next conquest. So Snap, Crackle and Pop reckons now is the time to celebrate the pop'n'roll acts who have raised the spirits of this nation over the years, some who may have fallen by the wayside and others who continue to belt out the hits like invincible knights of the realm.

There are, of course, many to choose from but if St George had to name his Top Ten, there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making. Which means out go Queen's pop-operatics, the Bee Gee's disco anthems and Black Sabbath's hard rock Satanism. Also tossed aside are Pulp's Britpop flag-wavers, Led Zeppelin's tousled histrionics, Coldplay's bedwetters and The Smiths' bed-sit angst, alongside other notable and honourable absentees The Clash, Pet Shop Boys and Arctic Monkeys. Because here is our definitive St George's Day Countdown. Serve with a plate of bangers and mash:

10 Oasis


St George
would surely respect the Gallagher brother's fighting qualities and with "Live Forever" they have a song tailor-made for his everlasting kudos.



09 Pink Floyd


During their ‘60s heyday and with the rather far-out Syd Barrett setting controls for the heart of the sun, the goggle-eyed Floyd were seeing dragons around every corner.



08 New Order


What greater national honour can there be than writing the official World Cup song for the English football team? "We're singing for England, ENG-ER-LAND!"



07 The Stone Roses


The baggy legends may only have made one good album but in John Squire they had a guitarist who played as if brandishing a massive sword, even if singer Ian Brown sounded as though his throat had just been cut.



06 Sex Pistols


OK so St George may have frowned upon Sid Vicious and co's anti-Royalist rhetoric but he would surely have entered battle to the words "God Save The Queen" every day of the week.



05 Spice Girls


Yes, THAT dress, which may have been tailored from a Union flag but never mind. Plus Geri looks cracking in it and we need some girls at this party.



04 Blur


Single-handedly resurrected "British Image #1", soundtracking the Britpop era with songs like "This Is A Low", which was written around the BBC's much-loved shipping forecast.



03 The Rolling Stones


Put the anti-establishment, insurrectionary bad attitude, prison terms, mars bars and "Their Satanic Majesties Request" to one side, because the now pensionable Mick and Keef are as English as a cup of tea.



02 Radiohead


Paid direct tribute to Her Majesty with "Kid A"'s "National Anthem" before showing admirable knowledge of war games on "You And Whose Army". Thom Yorke's woggle eye is also rumoured to have been injured at the infamous battle of Harrowdown Hill.



01 The Beatles


Crowned the nation's favourite musical sons some 45 years ago when they collected MBEs at Buckingham Palace (don't mention what happened in the toilets), their standing continues to this day, with Sir Paul McCartney unchallenged as the Queen Mother of Brit Rock.



What do you think of our St George's Day Jukebox? Who's out that should be in? Have your say here...

716 Comments

141. Yahoo! Music User -
I already commented on this s**t. 65
But this has got to be a wind-up. Nobody that writes about the music industry can be this bad. I have visions of somebody sitting in the pub with his/her lap-top open having a good laugh with his/her mates about the reaction.
If this is not the case then my suggestion to the writer is 'GET ANOTHER F****NG PROFESSION'!!!!!!!

142. boncylad -
lets all go over to google....unless this idiot gets the sack!

please yahoo issue an apology and get queen, jam and the who added and spice girls, stone roses and new order taken off!

143. JamesB -
The Verve?

144. Jamie -
roses should be top!!!!!where are the libs???

145. chris -
Where Is Queen this joke box

146. Gary -
floyds hayday the 60`s ??? dont think so they are far much better now the person who compiled this list must be a teenager on work experiance lol

147. craig -
Were is chico

148. Peter saint george -
YOUR SELECTION HAD NO(ZEPPELIN) NO (U2) QUEEN.
MAIDEN.LEPPARD.LIZZY.BOWIE.PURPLE.CREAM.OR
THE WHO. YOU S$£K. A£$H*&LE.

149. Susan -
I agree with most here...where are The Who, Zep, Clash, Kinks, Queen...this is a pish list written by a bunch of fannies.

150. Tim -
3/10 for the Stones, Beatles and Oasis. Rubbish for the rest.

151. andrew -
I THINK SOMEONE FORGOT TO PUT QUEEN

152. Diane -
Some one seems to have left out COLDPLAY!!!!

153. EDWARD -
St George never got closer than Turkey, and the flag was borrowed from France. I think we should keep a humble silence. Or celebrate the Celtic heroes like Boadicea - much more appropriate. x

154. Yahoo! Music User -
where are the WOLFE TONES

155. Ann -
Spice Girls aren't rock at all... I personally fail to see what they're doing on this list if it claims to list ROCK BANDS England should be proud of (which would include indie rock and the Beatles without saying)...

156. Jamie -
oh yeah.............THE SMITHS!!!!!!!!HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

157. shaun -
Where is the Who........

158. James -
WTF!?!?!?! Spice Girls!?!?!?!?

What about Led Zep; Tho Who; The Kinks; Slade; Black Sabbath; Def Lepperd; Happy Mondays; Kaiser Chiefs; Maiden; Jam (Paul Weller); The Cult; The Cure; The Mission; The Clash; Supergrass; Small Faces; Specials; Queen; Coldplay; New Model Army; Human League; Depeche Mode; Smiths; Verve; Motorhead; Bloc Party; Kaiser Chiefs; T-Rex; David Bowie...

...oh, and "love is all you need" starts with the French National anthem.... I think someone should be worried about their job!!!

159. Federica -
to Anthony M: Sex Pistols had to be there... they brought change in the musical industry and are one of the most influential bands in the history of music.... though I agree about the lack of talent, thing is: that wasn't their point.
Spice girls however.......................

160. Gearoid -
where is the FUREYS
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