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St George’s Rock Jukebox

Posted Thu 23 Apr 2009 9:47AM BST by Dave Rumour in Snap, Crackle and Pop

Every April 23rd, the distinctive St George's Cross flag is unfurled skywards as if England were halfway to the World Cup with Germany about to be thrashed in the final. Happily, this is no bad thing and on such a historic day our Patron Saint would surely demand some music for his next conquest. So Snap, Crackle and Pop reckons now is the time to celebrate the pop'n'roll acts who have raised the spirits of this nation over the years, some who may have fallen by the wayside and others who continue to belt out the hits like invincible knights of the realm.

There are, of course, many to choose from but if St George had to name his Top Ten, there would be no room for nostalgia, only ruthless rock decision making. Which means out go Queen's pop-operatics, the Bee Gee's disco anthems and Black Sabbath's hard rock Satanism. Also tossed aside are Pulp's Britpop flag-wavers, Led Zeppelin's tousled histrionics, Coldplay's bedwetters and The Smiths' bed-sit angst, alongside other notable and honourable absentees The Clash, Pet Shop Boys and Arctic Monkeys. Because here is our definitive St George's Day Countdown. Serve with a plate of bangers and mash:

10 Oasis


St George
would surely respect the Gallagher brother's fighting qualities and with "Live Forever" they have a song tailor-made for his everlasting kudos.



09 Pink Floyd


During their ‘60s heyday and with the rather far-out Syd Barrett setting controls for the heart of the sun, the goggle-eyed Floyd were seeing dragons around every corner.



08 New Order


What greater national honour can there be than writing the official World Cup song for the English football team? "We're singing for England, ENG-ER-LAND!"



07 The Stone Roses


The baggy legends may only have made one good album but in John Squire they had a guitarist who played as if brandishing a massive sword, even if singer Ian Brown sounded as though his throat had just been cut.



06 Sex Pistols


OK so St George may have frowned upon Sid Vicious and co's anti-Royalist rhetoric but he would surely have entered battle to the words "God Save The Queen" every day of the week.



05 Spice Girls


Yes, THAT dress, which may have been tailored from a Union flag but never mind. Plus Geri looks cracking in it and we need some girls at this party.



04 Blur


Single-handedly resurrected "British Image #1", soundtracking the Britpop era with songs like "This Is A Low", which was written around the BBC's much-loved shipping forecast.



03 The Rolling Stones


Put the anti-establishment, insurrectionary bad attitude, prison terms, mars bars and "Their Satanic Majesties Request" to one side, because the now pensionable Mick and Keef are as English as a cup of tea.



02 Radiohead


Paid direct tribute to Her Majesty with "Kid A"'s "National Anthem" before showing admirable knowledge of war games on "You And Whose Army". Thom Yorke's woggle eye is also rumoured to have been injured at the infamous battle of Harrowdown Hill.



01 The Beatles


Crowned the nation's favourite musical sons some 45 years ago when they collected MBEs at Buckingham Palace (don't mention what happened in the toilets), their standing continues to this day, with Sir Paul McCartney unchallenged as the Queen Mother of Brit Rock.



What do you think of our St George's Day Jukebox? Who's out that should be in? Have your say here...

716 Comments

161. Andrew -
THE BEATLES...GOES WITHOUT SAYING...BUT!!!..........

PAUL WELLER? THE KINKS? THE MOVE?

SHALL I GO ON?????

SPICE GIRLS?????????????? AGAINST ANY OF THE ABOVE...LET ALONE OTHERS....ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!

162. Peter L -
What a load of rubbish - none of these has any connection to St George at all. I could do much better, and I am sure so could many more people

163. ronnie n -
Read the article don't just look at the video's you dumbasses

164. barrier -
Aside from New Order's 'World in Motion', Blur and the Beatles, I would have to disagree with the rest.

No top 10 list is fulfilled in the absence of such great British acts as the Clash, The Jam, Led Zeppelin, the Specials and the Cure. It is an insult to good taste that they should be disregarded in favour of acts such as Oasis who haven't contributed anything other than reviving 60s tunes and showing that its possible to sing even worse than Ian Brown. And the Spice Girls???? Lilly Allen has much more class than any of them.

165. budgie66 -
Where are Quo o o o o

they are a British institution min

Not got a clue - like most music journos

166. Robert -
what about redboxblue??????doh

167. jon s -
stone roses,radiohead,my god talk about [profane]e.

168. oioi -
MADNESS ????????????????????????????????????

HOW CAN U NOT HAVE THE MOST BRITISH NUTTY SKA GROUP EVER THERE !!!!

169. Yahoo! Music User -
Johnny Kidd and the Pirates!! Rock 'n' Roll Legends

170. Yahoo! Music User -
The Who? Led Zep? Queen? Who come up with this rubbish??

171. andrew -
Ou est les Sultans of Ping FC and how can ye possibly diss Led Zep?

172. Roy -
What no KINKS !!!
Follower of fashion ??

173. James -
Fck Saint Grrge

174. tony -
hahaha it's good to see that a list of songs is all it takes to make everybody start moaning. Simple truth is that everybody's taste is different (can't understand how Queen could have been missed off though). Perhaps a list of top 10 British alcoholic drinks would be a better list? especially given that the suns still out... beer garden it is!!! ;-)

175. Ian -
WTF? Radiohead? Blur? Girls Aloud??? Yahoo, you are a bunch of idiots! Where are Queen? Where are The Jam? Where are Madness?

176. Yahoo! Music User -
Blimey. Why are you all getting so worked up? It's a list of some poxy bands that's all. If it was a different 10 people would still be getting riled. Let's face it, the Spice Girls have a lot broader appeal than The Jam and Iron Maiden. Get over it.

177. angie and chris -
What a sh1te list !

178. Shy -
Treasonous scum posing as 'journalists' with no idea of great ENGLISH music. No Slade, no Animals, no Yes, no Jethro Tull, no Priest, no Deep Purple, no Wild Willy Barrett and John Ottway, no Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, no Hawkwind, no Motorhead, no Roy Wood, no ELO or Moody Blues....no Maiden, no Jam, no 'Orrible 'Ooo, no Dusty Springfield, no Sandie Shaw....not even Saint Cliff of Richard or the Shads...or even the Wurzels....all that history of English music and this is the best that they can do??

Oh England, my Lionheart. No Kate Bush either....and why aren't Broon and Bliar's heads on Traitor's Gate? On England's proud heritage do these traitors gorge themselves to the tune of the banksters...rise up all Freemen....it's time for Lawful Rebellion....

179. Justin -
one band most patriotic of the lot THE WHO!!!

180. ian -
Cant belive no Queen in list !!
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