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So this is Christmas. And what have we learnt? Well, that Amy Winehouse is Famethrowa's official Woman Of The Year, after she continued her inexorable slide from unstoppable 21st century global pop icon to half mad and totally fried bag lady. This week the singer was photographed by the ever observant and not at all intrusive paparazzi swimming topless on holiday in St Lucia. Even better, those lovely snappers made a little film of the singer seemingly in the midst of some sort of mild visitation on the balcony of her hotel.

One ‘onlooker' told The Sun: "It was hilarious. The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything. The only thing protecting what was left of her modesty was her bikini bottoms - and they weren't doing a great job. A lot of guests didn't seem to know whether to laugh or scream at her." I'd like to think that Amy was secretly hoping to be filmed and wanted to send a special festive message of peace, love and goodwill to all men with her sun dance. Either that or she's back on the drugs.